Sardar!!!! Did it again… A Top news that 100 sardars
are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left
alive. The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it
happen?
Sardar – oh ji pucho mat… Sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform
par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki
shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna
ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye
patri par kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.
correspondent – Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode.
Sardar – oye nahin ji main to suicide karne ki liye patri par hi leta
tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya…
