Sardar Ke Mast Chutkule Or Jokes

Sardar Ke Chutkule – Sardar Jokes in Hindi, Mast and Funny Jokes on Sardar ji

Sardar ko Phassi ki Saja Hui
Police : Tumko kal Subah 5 baje phassi di
jayegi.
Sardar : Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Sardar(Khusi se) : Main to Subah uthta hi 9 baje hon!!

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Ek bar Ek Sardar ka Padosi mar gaya,
Sardar ne uske ghar jakar Pucha – “Body AA gaya kya”
Tabhi Ambulance aa gayi…
Sardar khushi se bola, ” kya Lambi Umar hai… Naam lete hi aa gaya Sala”

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Sardar ki wife Tours & Travels magazine padhte hue boli-
”HONEYMOON ke liye GREECE try kare? ”



Sardar Bola “kyon? SARSO KE TEL Me kya kharabi hai..?”

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SARDAR – Docter this bucket has a hole. Can u plz repair it?

DOCTOR – Stupid! Do u know who i am.?

SARDAR – of course

I know u r specialist in plastic surgery.

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Ek Sardar Roz Subah Ped ki Daal par chadh K baith jata tha. Pucho Kyo?
MBA karke Pagal ho Gaya Tha… Apne app ko Branch Manager Samajhta tha…

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Interviewer:
what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

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Sardar ne Ladki ka Name Likh Diya

Ek SARDAR Apne Hath PE BLADE SE…
LADKI KA NAAM LIKH RAHA THA…..Ki ACHANAK….
ZOR SE RONE LAGA…
DOST : PIYAR KARTA HAI TO ROTA KU HAI..??
SARDAR : Are yar SPELLING GALAT HO GAYi…:) 🙂

Sardar Jokes, Sardar ke chutkule, santa chutkule————**************————-Sardar Ke Jokes




Sardar to Doctor : Doctor saab yeh bachhey itney sharaarti kyo hotey hai?
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Doctor Saab ka Sharaarti Reply :
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Jo cheez paida hi sharaat se hoti hai woh shareef kaise ho sakti hai…

Mast Chutkule on Sardar ji, Sardar ke chutkule, santa chutkule
Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he
cut it’s one leg
and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he
cut it’s second
leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the
third leg and
did the same. At last he cut it’s fourth leg and
ordered it walk!
But cockroach didn’t walk. Suddenly sardar
said loudly, “I
found it. If we cut cockroach’s four legs, it becomes
deaf.

Sardar Jokes, funnt sardar chutkule————**************————–Sardar Ke Jokes, majedar chutkule sardar ke

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar
asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

Sardar Jokes, santa banta chutkule jokes————**************————–Sardar Ke Jokes

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great
man born in this
village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Sardar Jokes, Sardar ke chutkule, santa chutkule————**************————–Sardar Ke Jokes, mast santa jokes or chutkule, santabanta chutkule

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, “Gandhi was a great man, but I
don’t know who is
Jayanthi.

Sardar Jokes, santabanta chutkule————**************————–Sardar Ke Jokes, santabanta chutkule jokes

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto,
the driver adjusted
mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to see
my wife? Sit
back. I will drive.

Sardar Jokes, santabanta chutkule————**************————–Sardar Ke Jokes

Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the
washbasin. There
he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the
manager asked what
was he doing. Sardar pointed towards the board
“WASH BASIN”

Sardar Jokes, santabanta chutkule*********Sardar Ke Jokes

Interviewer: just imagine you r in 3rd floor, it
caught fire
and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my
imagination!!

Sardar Jokes, santabanta hindi chutkule**********Sardar Ke Jokes, santabanta hindi chutkule

Ek sardar Galti se Ladies toilet Me chala gaya.?
Ek Lady boli ye Mahilaon ke liye hai…
Sardar ko Gussa aaya aur apni pent khol ke bola…
“YE BHI MAHILAON KE LIYE HI HAI”…. :):)

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