Mast Hindi Chutkule or Jokes

Hindi Chutkule Jokes – Majedar Funny Chutkule in Hindi

Patni ki chaddi kho gayi
Usne Apne Pati se pucha to use bhi nahi pata tha
Pati ne maid se pucha
Maid – Shahab Aapko to pata hai main chaddi nahi pehanti…

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hindi jokes chutkule, Mast Chutkule Hindi Main
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Santa knocks the door
Banta – kaun hai ??
Santa – main hoon
Banta – main kaun ??

Santa – Abe pagal khud ko hi bhool gaya tu banta…

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Sabse Bada Chutiyaa

Beta – Papa aap to chutiya ho
Santa – Kyu be?
Beta – Kal jab aap bahar gaye the to mane
Mummy ko uncle se kehte hue suna tha
Jaldi aa jao nahi to wo chutiya aa jayega

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Santa – Yaar meri shadi karwa de
Banta – Karwa to dunga, lakin ek shart hai, teri shadi ke baad
main teri biwi ko cinema dikhane le jaunga…
Banta – thik hai le jaiyo par meri bhi ek shart hai
Main shadi teri bahan se karunga…

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Sarabi (Doctor se) – Aap meri Sarab chudwa sakte ho kya ?
Doctor – Han kyu nahi…
Sarabi – To Police ne meri 20 Botel pakdi hai… Pls Chudwa do…

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Chintu : Papa aap Press kyu kar rahe ho…
Papa : Press karne se Silwate naikal jati hain…
Chintu : Phir to achha hai Papa, Main Dada ji ke Gaal ki bhi Silwate nikal dunga…

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Dada (Pote se) – Teri Teacher aa rahi hai, ja chup ja…
Pota – Pahale aap chup jaoo, apki Maut ke bahane mane 2 week ki chutti le rakkhhi hai…

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Ladka – Tum chaddi kyun nahi pehanti ho?
Ladki – Mane apne pati se wada kiya hai ki uske alawa main kisi or ke aage apni chaddi nahi utarungi..!

Hindi Jokes, Mast Hindi Chutkule or Jokes, Hindi Chutkule

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  1. Anonymous January 14, 2012
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