Bahut hi Gande Chutkule in Hindi

Bahut hi gande chutkule in hindi, Mast Gande jokes

Ek Choti Bachchi Ne Ek Raanddi Se Poocha
Bachchi – Aunty Aapke Paas Itna Bada Ghar Hai, Paisa Hai, Cars Hain
Aap Ka Business Kya Hai?
Randi Boli – Bas Beta Ek Mera HOLE-SALE Ka Business Hai.

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Saex Ke Baad Callgirl Pappu Se Boli – “Tumhari Bansuri To Bahut Hi Choti Hai”
Pappu – “Mujhe nahi Pata tha ki ye Stadium Mein Bajaani Padegi

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Baba wale Gande Jokes / Chutkule

Baba Saxxydass ne ek Film Banai
‘Rose Merry Marlo’
Sansar Board ne Name par Objection kiya, to,
Baba ne kaha – Ye 3 Ladkiyo ki kahani hai,
Rose, Merry and Marlo ki.
Sanser Board ne salah di ki ye naam bada Asleel hai,
Naam ko Aage piche karke thoda badal diya jae,
Baba ne kaha – mujhe koi Aitraz nahi hai, aap log naam ko
Aage piche karke, jo thik lage Rakh do.


Sanser board abhi tak try kar raha hai.
Chaho to Aap bhi try kar Lo

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Ek Naai Ki Dukaan Ke Upar Ghar Tha.
Ek Din Ghar Ki Ek Aurat Ne Bahar Ki Taraf Apni Sadi Sukhane Ke Liye Dali.
Sadi Se Dukan Mein Andhera Ho Gaya To Naai Ne Jor Se Awaaz Lagayi…
Naai bolaBhabhi Ji, Apni Sadi Uper Utha Lo Main Baal Kaat raha hu.

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एक छोटी बच्ची ने एक रंडी से पूछा
बच्ची – आंटी आपके पास इतना बड़ा घर है, पैसा है, गाड़ियां हैं
आप का बिज़नेस क्या है?
रंडी बोली – बस बेटा एक मेरा होल-सेल का बिज़नेस है.

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