Ultimate Doctor and Santa
Doctor – I am sorry, Operation ke Waqt Rubber ke Gloves.. Aapke pet main hi reh gaye. Dobara operation karna Padega… Santa – Abey, pagal hai kya? Ye le …
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Bahut #KAABIL Chutkule
#RAEES #KAABIL #DANGAL – Mast New Chutkule Jokes Wife – #RAEES Dekhne chalein? Husband – Sorry, Main us #KAABIL nahi, Wife – To #KAABIL chalein? Husband – Main Utna …
Mast Chutkule on Bhikari and Bhagwan
Ek Bhikari aur Bhagwan ka Milan – Mast Hindi Chutkule 😘 एक भिखारी था..😢 – भीख मांगने के लिए मस्जिद के बाहर बैठा था.. सभी नमाजी आंख बचा कर …
Happy Republic Day
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Hera Pheri Movie Dialogues
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I Think You are Thinking About My Thinking
I Think You are Thinking About My Thinking… Which i am thinking, you are just thinking so now you are thinking about my Thinking
RUN Movie Dialogues from Vijay Raaz
Most Popular Dialogues in RUN Movie from Vijay Raaz Bada Kamjor Leg piece hai… iss Murghi ko polio ho gaya tha kya? Kaika Dilli hai bhaiya, dil to hai …
Pati Patni in Funny Mood
Pati Patni ke very Funny Mazak (Chutkule) पति – “मेरी शर्ट उल्टी करके प्रेस करना…” पत्नि – “ठीक है..!!!” पति ने 10 मिनिट बाद पूछा “मेरी शर्ट प्रेस हो …
Saas aur Bahu ke Funny Chutkule
Saas Bahu ki Masti aur Funny Majak | Saas Bahu Jokes SAASU – Bhagwan ne tumhe 2-2 Aankhen di hai Chawal main se 2-4 Patthar nahi nikal sakti ho.. …
Sachi Prem Kahani in Hindi
Ek Sachi Prem Kahani in Hindi, Prem Kahaniya Ek School Ka Ladka Ek College Ki Ladaki Se Bahut Pyaar Karta Tha, Roj Aate Jaate Time Khidki Se Dekha Karta …
Mammi App Jabardasti Khilati Kyu Ho
Bachon ke liye Chutkule / Jokes Baccha Toilate se Aawaz Lagate hue “Mammi…kar li” Mammi – ‘Khud hi dho lo beta’ Baccha gusse main “Jab aap Dhula nahi sakti …
Doctor Jokes Funny Doctor Patient Chutkule
Doctor Jokes | Medical Jokes | Doctor Patient Chutkule – Funny dialogue between doctor patient A guy goes to the Doctor. Guy – Doctor, I think I broke my …
First Funny Jokes of the year 2017
Very Funny Jokes, Sandy and Police Wala jokes Police – Knock Knock Sandy – Who is it? Police – Police, open the Door Sandy – What do you want? …
Wishing You Happy New Year
Wishing You Happy New Year 2017 – New Chutkule and Jokes 2017 Main koi agar apko Bewkoof kahe to gussa mat hona Dukhi mat hona, Paresan bhi mat hona, …
Husband Wife and Maid Wala Joke
Funny Jokes on Husband Wife and Maid Wife Lost Her 2 Panties in Her House. She asked her Husband if he had seen her Panties. Husband replied – No. …
Majedar Bengali Chutkule
Aamir Khan Dangal in Bengali Chutkule Bengali – Dongle dekha kya? Me – Kaun sa tha…Airtel ya Tata ka? Bengali – Udibaba Dongle Dongle Omir Khon Wola Noya Moovee …
Joke To Pura Veg Tha
Pura Veg Joke | Ladki Wale Non Veg Jokes Chutkule Ek Ladki Ka Dil Chay (Tea) Peene Ko Kiya Par Jaise hi usne Fridge Khola To Usme Doodh Hi …
Agar aaj fir Sarab pikar ghar aaye to
Patni– Yaad Rakho, Agar aaj fir Sarab pikar ghar aaye to main Sucide kar lungi… Pati – Yar! Tum daily yahi baat kahati ho but na to tum apna …
Wishing You a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Merry Christmas Chutkule | JOKES / SMS / SHAYARI / WISHES / MESSAGE We Wish You a Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year 2018 Merry Christmas & Happy …
Beta kya yahi Hamari Sanskriti Hai
Ek Ladka Park main Ped (Tree) ke piche Apni Girl Friend ke sath khada tha… Ek Buddha Aadmi Pass se Guzra aur bola – ‘Beta’ kya yahi hamari sanskriti …
Ek Anpadh Ladki ki Suhagrat
सुहागरात चुटकुले जोक्स हिंदी में – Suhagrat Masti Time एक अनपढ़ लड़की की सुहागरात के अगले दिन उसकी पढ़ी-लिखी बहन उसे छेड़ने के लिए फोन करती है… बहन – …
हरियाणा की ताई के चुटकुले
हरियाणा की ताई के मजेदार चुटकुले और जोक्स – Haryanvi Chutkule on Tai एक बार एक मुकदमे में ताई गवाह बना दी गई। ताई कोर्ट में जा कर खड़ी …
Ladkiyo ke Best Hindi Chutkule
Ladkiyo ke Hindi Chutkule – Funny Mast Ladki Jokes in Hindi एक सुंदर औरत👩 क्रिकेट का मैच देख रही थी और चेहरे पर इंडिया के झंडे का नक्शा था, …
Shadi ke baad kya hoga?
Ladki ne Apni Saheli se pucha – Shadi ke baad kya hoga? लड़की ने सहेली से कहा, बहुत डर लग रहा है। शादी के बाद क्या होगा? सहेली : …
Sardar ki Biwi ko Heart Attack aaya
Heart Attack Jokes – Bhai Khyal Rakho apni Biwi Ka – Sardar ke Chutkule एक सरदार घर आया तो देखा कि उसकी बीवी नंगी लेटी हुई है, पसीना निकल …
Judwa Bacho ki Shararat
Judwa Bacho ki Shararat wale chutkule ठंड का समय था… जुड़वां बच्चे अपने कमरे में बैठे थे। एक हंस-हंस के लोटपोट हो रहा था, जबकि दूसरा उदास था। पिता …
Smart Bhikari aur Ladki
Bhikari (Pinki se) – Madam 2 rupaye de do… Pinki – Sarm nahi aati, Itne Smart, Khubsurat, Handsome Jawan Ladke ho aur Bheek mangte ho? Bhikari (Khush Hokar) – …
Kya Sonam Gupta Bewafa hai
Mil Gaya Answer – Kya Sonam Gupta Bewafa hai सबसे बड़े सवाल का जवाब मिल गया। कट्टप्पा ने बाहुबली को क्यों मारा जवाब मिल गया सोनम गुप्ता कट्टप्पा से …
Aaj ke Top Chutkule or Jokes
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Rs 500 and Rs 1000 Notes Band
Rocking MODI | Toofani Chutkule and Jokes Ab Kaun Ye Afwah faila raha ki kal Modi ji Gold ko Loha Ghosit kar denge… ********** Abhi Ek ladke ko traffic …
Ab ye Afwah Kisne Phaila di
Ab ye Afwah Kisne Phaila di ki, – – JIO ka Condom aa raha hai aur, – – 3 Months ke liye FUDDII Free hai.
Har Nazar Main Ek Kosish Shayari
Har Nazar main Ek Kosish Hoti Hai, Har DIL main Ek Chahat hoti hai, Mumkin nahi hai har Ek ke liye TajMahal Banana, Kyuki Har Ek ke DIL main …
Pati ka Mast Jawab – Funny Chutkule
Sabse Chota Chutkula
Nawaz Sharif – MODI Ji hume Kashmir chahiye.. MODI JI – Ok ShareIt chalu karo apna… Aur jab Recieve kiya to ye likh kar aaya – You have not …
Karva Chauth ki Shubhkamnaye
Happy Karwa Chauth ‘Karva Chauth’ May this day fill your life with lots of love and happiness. Wishing you Happy Karva Chauth! ********** Sabhi Vivahit bhaiyo Ko Ye Suchit …
Rohit ke Chutkule in America USA
Rohit Bhai in America Trip… Rohit America (USA) Ghoomne Gaya, American – Yahaan se jaldi chale jao Rohit – kyon bhai? American – Hamare yahan War ho gaya hai …
Suhagrat Par KHUNTI hi Thokte Rahe Wo
Suhagrat ki Bahut Badi BC…Kahani First Night ki Ek Ladki ki Saheli Usse Suhagrat ke bare main Puchti hai, Saheli – Please.. pls bata na yar kya hua plsss, …
Ab kya chahte ho bhai
Ladka – Sir, main apki beti se pichle 21 saal se payar karta hu. Ladki ka baap – to ab kya chahte ho? Ladka – Sadi. Ladki ka baap …
Punjabi Chutkule aur Jokes
Mast punjabi chutkule aur majedar dirty punjabi non veg jokes Pappu First Time Plane te Beta… Jidda Ea Plane Da Agla Tire Uthe Uthiya Pappu Pilot Nu Kuttan Lag …
Fauji ka Smart Jawab
Sunil Fauj Main Major Tha Usko Log Kafi Smart Aur Intelligent Bola Karte The Ek Din Faujiyo Ki Ek Party Chal Rahi Thi Us main Ek Ladki Aayi Usne …
Behad Lambe Jokes aur Chutkule
Mom – Beta tu baal kyun nahi katwata?? Son – Tum samajhti nahi ho maa, ye fashion hai” Mom – Are idiot…! Ladke wale teri behan ko dekhne aaye …
TV ne Bachho ko Bigada ya Bachho ne TV ko
TV ne Bachho ko Bigada ya Bachho ne TV ko घर का T.V बिगड़ जाए तो माता-पिता कहते हैं.. बच्चों ने बिगाड़ा है; और अगर बच्चे बिगड़ जाएं तो …
Chulbule Chutkule Bade Majedar
Badi Khusi hoti hai Jab Girl kahati hai, ‘Jaanu Bahut Bada hai’ Par Tension bhi hoti hai ki isne Chota kiska dekha hoga ********** Ek Aurat ne Rote hue …
Bechara Pati
पत्नी ने सुबह सुबह पति से कहा कि आधा सर दुख रहा है….. पति ने गलती से बोल दिया कि जितना है, उतना ही तो दुखेगा… तब से पति …
Shortest Joke Or Chutkule
Santa ke Shortest Jokes Or Chutkule Santa : Meri girlfriend jwaan hai, . . . . . . . . . . Banta : To Border pe bhej de..!!
Kal mere Sapne main ek Ladki aayi thi
Pati – Kal mere Sapne main ek Ladki aayi thi… Wah Kya ladki thi, Patni – Akeli Aayi hogi? Pati – Tumko kase pata? Patni – Uska Pati mere …
Happy Independence Day 2016
Happy Independence Day 2016. We wish you a very Happy Independence Day Watan hamara Misaal Mohabbat ki, Todta hai deewaar Nafrat ki, Meri Khush Naseebi, ki Mili zindagi is …
Happy Friendship Day 2017
Celebrate Friendship Day 2017 on August 6, Sunday, Friendship Day SMS quotes Apki Muskurahat Hamari Pahchan Thi, Apki Khusi Hamari shaan Thi, Kuchh Bhi Nahi Apke bina Hamari Jindagi …
Ek Jaat ka Train main safar
Yatri – Sir, thoda side ho jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai Jat – Jante ho main kaun hu?? Yatri – Sorry Sir, main kisi aur seat par baith jata …
Ande Foot Jaayenge
Ek Bar Train Main bahut bheed thi, Aur Baathroom ke paas ek Bori rakhi hui thi, Ek Aadmi us bori par jaise hi baithne laga to ek lady boli, …