Kaika Dilli hai bhaiya, dil to hai hi nahi kisi ke paas

Graduate samajh ke humko line maar rahi hai kya?

Doosre ka Suitcase aur doosre ki biwi ko haath nahi lagana chahiye

Abe chai mangi thi, parliament se ayegi kya?

Bhagwan ko malum tha ki aadmi saala kuch kare na kare lekin daru zaroor piyega…
Isiliye usne aadmi ko Ek dimag, Ek thobda, Ek dil de diya… lekin kidney 2 de diya, ki agar ek kharab ho jaye to aadmi doosri se apna kaam chalata rahe