Non Veg Shayari

Non Veg Shayari in Hindi for Girl Friend

Hum to wo Aashiq (आशिक) hai, jo Subah ko Saam bana dete hain,
Choti-choti Mausmiyo (मौसमबियों) ko Aam (आम) bana dete hain,
Hum se Panga na lena O CHORI,
Hum to wo hain jo Choti si Dukaan (दुकान) ko bhi Godaam (गोदाम) bana dete hain.

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Marzi Ka Sex Paap Nahi Hota..
Piche Se Dalne Wala Kabhi Baap Nahi Hota..
Condom Zarur Lagana Mere Dost Quki..
Sex Ke Waqt Popat Ke Pass Dimag Nahi Hota.

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Full Non Veg Jokes
Sultan – Ai Khuda, Tune Ladki Ki Kamar Kyaa Banai,
Mitti Kam Pad Gayi Ya Tune Rishvat hai Khayi?
Khuda – Na Mitti Kam Padi Na Rishvat Maine Khayi,
Kamar Dabai Tabhi To Breast Bahar aayi…

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Patiala ki 2 baat badi Mashoor (मशहूर) hain
Pahala Patiala Peg
Aur
Dusra Patiala Salwar
Ek Chadne ke baad Maja (मजा) Deti hai aur Doosri Utarne ke Baad.

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