Santa : Meri girlfriend jwaan hai,
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Banta : To Border pe bhej de..!!

Santa’s Son :- Papaji…… Bahar Darwaje par koi Swimming pool ke liye donation mang Reha hai…
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Santa :- Puttar Ja, Usko 1 Lota pani de de!!

Achanak Santa ne Ek Aadmi ko Tahappad Mar diya,

Aadmi – Meri kya galati thi ?

Santa – Tum Galati karo iske liye hum Intjar thode hi na Karange…

Santa ki maa puttar tujhay yahan se
jalindhar janay mein 1 din laga aur
wapas aanay mein 3 din wo bhi nayi car se
Santa – maa ye car banane wale bhi
pagal hein janey ke liye 4 gear
or aaney ke liay sirf 1 (revers) gear

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Santa ko Phasi ki Saja hui
Jailer : Phasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa : Biwi Se
Jailer : Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa : Maa-Baap to agla janm lete hi mil jyenge

biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!!

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GumSuda Bachhe ki Talash – Hindi TATTI Potty Jokes Chutkule

Jaruri Soochna – गुमशुदा बच्चे की तलाश

Ek Bachha jiski Age 2 years hai, Laal rang ki Chaddi Pahani hui hai,
Agar apko mile to Fauran uski Chaddi utaar kar uski TATTI dho dena

Dhanyvaad.

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Santa Ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha… Hindi Teacher ne usko ped par ULTA latakne ki saza di…
Thodi der Latakne ke baad Santa Neeche gir gaya…
Teacher: Thak gaye kya ?
Santa: Nahi ab pakk gaya

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Banta dairy likh raha tha
Aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala hai pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki,
Isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki main
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Mama banunga ya mami…

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Santa: Agar raat ko Macchar kate to kya karna chahiye
Banta: Khuzla kar so jana Chahiye, Tum RajniKant nahi ho jo Machhar ko pakadkar SORRY Bulwaoge…

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Teacher: “Ye Kitaab Kiski Hai? “
Santa : ” Kagaz Ki Hai “
Teacher : ” Ye To Main Bhi Janta Hoon “
Santa : ” To Harami Fir Puch Kyu Raha Hai? “

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Bhikhari Santa se: Sahab 10 Rupee de do.. Chaye pini hai,
Santa: Chaye to 5 ki aati hai!
Bhikari: Meri Girl friend bhi Piyegi,
Santa: Bhikari ne bhi Girl Friend bana li!
Bhikari: Nahi Sahab, Girl Friend ne Bhikari bana diya…

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Santa public toilet mai gaya to diwar per likha tha “Duniya Chand pe Pahuch gai or tu Yaha baitha Hai”
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Santa niche likh aya “Bas TATTI kar ke HUm bhi nikal rahe hain”

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Santa : (Football ke maidan par Banta se)– Are ye log bar bar Ball ko kyu maar rahe hai ?
Banta : Are wo log Gol kar rahe hain,
Santa : Are ball to pahale se hi Gol hai, Aur kitna Gol karenge….

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Santa : Aaj Rat main nahi Souunga,
Banta : Kyu ?
Santa : kyuki kal raat sapane main meri kisi se Ladaii ho gayi thi, Aaj wo Bande le kar aayega….

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Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta : Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa : Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.

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Girl : Will u marry me?
Santa : No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai.
Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa : Who r u?
Girl : Seeta here.
Santa : Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.

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Banta: Apki Patni kho gayi hai, Aapne Police main kyu nahi Bataya,
Santa: kyuki jab mera Scooter kho gaya tha to Police walo ne 15-20 din chala kar wapas kiya tha…

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Santa ke Pita America se Wapas aaye !
Pita: teri Ma kaha hai,
Santa: wo to Mar gayi,
Pita: To tumne bataya kyu nahi,
Santa: Mane socha apko Surprise dunga…

Sardar ko Phassi ki Saja Hui
Police : Tumko kal Subah 5 baje phassi di
jayegi.
Sardar : Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Sardar(Khusi se) : Main to Subah uthta hi 9 baje hon!!

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Ek bar Ek Sardar ka Padosi mar gaya,
Sardar ne uske ghar jakar Pucha – “Body AA gaya kya”
Tabhi Ambulance aa gayi…
Sardar khushi se bola, ” kya Lambi Umar hai… Naam lete hi aa gaya Sala”

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Sardar ki wife Tours & Travels magazine padhte hue boli-
”HONEYMOON ke liye GREECE try kare? ”

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Sardar Bola “kyon? SARSO KE TEL Me kya kharabi hai..?”

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SARDAR – Docter this bucket has a hole. Can u plz repair it?

DOCTOR – Stupid! Do u know who i am.?

SARDAR – of course

I know u r specialist in plastic surgery.

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Ek SardarRoz Subah Ped ki Daal par chadh K baith jata tha. Pucho Kyo?
MBA karke Pagal ho Gaya Tha… Apne app ko Branch Manager Samajhta tha…

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Interviewer:
what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

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Sardar ne Ladki ka Name Likh Diya

Ek SARDAR Apne Hath PE BLADE SE…
LADKI KA NAAM LIKH RAHA THA…..Ki ACHANAK….
ZOR SE RONE LAGA…
DOST : PIYAR KARTA HAI TO ROTA KU HAI..??
SARDAR : Are yar SPELLING GALAT HO GAYi…:)

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Sardar to Doctor : Doctor saab yeh bachhey itney sharaarti kyo hotey hai?
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Doctor Saab ka Sharaarti Reply :
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Jo cheez paida hi sharaat se hoti hai woh shareef kaise ho sakti hai…

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Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he
cut it’s one leg
and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he
cut it’s second
leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the
third leg and
did the same. At last he cut it’s fourth leg and
ordered it walk!
But cockroach didn’t walk. Suddenly sardar
said loudly, “I
found it. If we cut cockroach’s four legs, it becomes
deaf.

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Sardar in Foreign Country

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar
asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great
man born in this
village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

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Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, “Gandhi was a great man, but I
don’t know who is
Jayanthi.

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When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto,
the driver adjusted
mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to see
my wife? Sit
back. I will drive.

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Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the
washbasin. There
he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the
manager asked what
was he doing. Sardar pointed towards the board
“WASH BASIN”

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Interviewer: just imagine you r in 3rd floor, it
caught fire
and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my
imagination!!

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Ek sardar Galti se Ladies toilet Me chala gaya.?
Ek Lady boli ye Mahilaon ke liye hai…
Sardar ko Gussa aaya aur apni pent khol ke bola…
“YE BHI MAHILAON KE LIYE HI HAI”…. :):)