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GIRL to GOD – I don’t want to marry. I am educated, independent and self sufficient. I don’t need a husband but my parents are asking me to marry. What to do?

GOD replied – YOU are my finest creation and undoubtedly you will achieve many great things. But something’s inevitably will not go the way you want. Something may go bad, some things will fail. That time whom will you BLAME? Will you blame yourself?

GIRL – NO…

GOD – Very good… That’s why you need a HUSBAND.
ЁЯШЭЁЯдгЁЯШЬЁЯШЙЁЯШВЁЯШЫ

BOY to GOD – But then what will I do? Whom will I BLAME?

GOD – Your scope is much wider, son. YOU can blame the government, the education system, the legal system, the environment, the slow or fast growth of the economy, the politicians, the bureaucrats, the infrastructure, religious beliefs and even ME..AND NOW MODI IS ALSO THERE.ЁЯШЕЁЯШЕ
But… NEVER, EVER BLAME YOUR WIFE!
ЁЯШЭЁЯдгЁЯШЬЁЯШЙЁЯШВЁЯШЫ

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Ab Kaun Ye Afwah faila raha ki kal Modi ji
Gold ko Loha Ghosit kar denge…

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Abhi Ek ladke ko traffic police ne bina Helmet ke pakad liya
Ladke ne 500 diya
Police ne mana kar diya
Ladke ne 1000 ka note diya
Police wala bola – 100 hi de do bhai…ye nahi leta

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Aaj Subha MODI Ji ne Freeze khola
aur Milk ki Jagah Thumbsup nikli aur bola
Chalo INDIA aaj kuch Toofani karte hain

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Ek 9/11 main America hill gaya
dusre 9/11 main India Hill gaya

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Note kya band hue..sab logo ne apne hi Ghar mein
Raid Maarni shuru kr di

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