Mast Chutkule Archives - Wishes, Chutkule | Jokes, Latest Funny Hindi Chutkule, Shayari - HTSMasti Thu, 20 Dec 2018 16:06:24 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.2 https://www.heretosharemasti.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/holding-hands-65x65.jpg Mast Chutkule Archives - Wishes, Chutkule | Jokes, Latest Funny Hindi Chutkule, Shayari - HTSMasti 32 32 Ek Aadmi ne Bhagwan se pucha https://www.heretosharemasti.com/ek-aadmi-ne-bhagwan-se-pucha/ https://www.heretosharemasti.com/ek-aadmi-ne-bhagwan-se-pucha/#respond Sun, 29 Apr 2018 08:21:57 +0000 http://www.heretosharemasti.com/?p=933 Ek Aadmi ne Bhagwan se pucha – Ki Aapke liye Crore Saal kitne hote hain? Bhagwan – 1 Second ke barabar Aadmi – Aur Crore Rupaye? Bhagwan – 1 footi Kaudi ke barabar Aadmi – to kya aap mujhe 1 footi Kaudi de sakte hain… Bhagwan – kyu nahi par uske liye tumko 1 Second […]

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Bhagwan – 1 Second ke barabar
Aadmi – Aur Crore Rupaye?
Bhagwan – 1 footi Kaudi ke barabar
Aadmi – to kya aap mujhe 1 footi Kaudi de sakte hain…
Bhagwan – kyu nahi par uske liye tumko 1 Second rukna padega…

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एक आदमी ने भगवान से पूछा – कि आपके लिए करोड़ों साल कितने होते हैं ?

भगवान – एक सेकंड के बराबर

आदमी – और करोड़ों रूपये ?

भगवान – एक फूटी कौड़ी के बराबर

आदमी – तो क्या,आप मुझे एक फूटी कौड़ी दे सकते हैं ?

भगवान – क्यों नहीं , रुक एक सेकंड… 😀

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पुलिस वाले दरवाजा खटखटाते है

मैडम: कौन ?

जी हम पुलिस है।
आपके पति का
एक्सिडेंट हो गया है
उनके ऊपर से गाडी
गुजर गई है वो एकदम पापड़ बन गए है !

मैडम: तो दरवाजा खोलने की क्या जरुरत है नीचे से ही सरका दो
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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]]> https://www.heretosharemasti.com/police-madam-ke-jokes/feed/ 0 Mast Hindi Chutkule हिंदी चुटकुले Funny Hindi Jokes https://www.heretosharemasti.com/mast-hindi-chutkule-funny-jokes/ https://www.heretosharemasti.com/mast-hindi-chutkule-funny-jokes/#respond Sat, 22 Jul 2017 17:21:03 +0000 http://www.heretosharemasti.com/?p=603 Latest Mast Chutkule jokes in Hindi लड़की गोलगप्पे खा रही थी। . . . 20 -25 खा लिए होंगे।… फिर उसने ब्वॉयफ्रेंड से पूछा – “10 और खा लूं ?” बॉयफ्रेंड झल्ला कर बोला – “नागिन ! खा ले!” लड़की ने BF को जम कर उलटे हाथ का एक चांटा रसीद दिया ! . “नागिन […]

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लड़की गोलगप्पे खा रही थी। . . . 20 -25 खा लिए होंगे।…
फिर उसने ब्वॉयफ्रेंड से पूछा – “10 और खा लूं ?”
बॉयफ्रेंड झल्ला कर बोला – “नागिन ! खा ले!”
लड़की ने BF को जम कर उलटे हाथ का एक चांटा रसीद दिया ! . “नागिन किसको बोला बे?”….

“अरे मारती क्यों है? मैंने कहा-ना गिन, खा ले!

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दोस्त की शादी में इतना नागीन डान्स करा कि
दोस्त का बाप भी पूछ
बैठा
बेटा शादी होने देगा या नागमणी लेकर ही मानेगा

😤😂😂

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मास्टर जी – मुहावरे का अर्थ बताओ “सांप की दुम पर पैर रखना”

स्टूडेंट – पत्नी को मायके जाने से रोकना :

मास्टर जी समझ नही पा रहे हैं 🤔कि इसे बाहर निकालू या क्लास का मॉनीटर बनाऊ
😝😝

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एक ताऊ मरने वाला था
घर वालो ने कहा –
अब तो भगवान का नाम ले ले
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ताऊ बोला –
अब क्या नाम लेना
10 -15 मिनिट बाद तो
आमना-सामना हो ही जाएगा😂😂😂

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ससुर – आइए दामाद जी आज सुबह सुबह अचानक
कैसे दर्शन दे दिए ??
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दामाद – आपकी बेटी से झगड़ा हो गया था,
वो बोली “जहन्नुम में जाओ “
बस आ गया 😜 😂 😂 😂
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पत्नी बीमार पति को पीट रही थी।

सास ने वजह पूछी।
पत्नी – जी आयुर्वेदिक दवाई लायी थी।

वैद्य जी ने कहा था, अच्छे से कूट के देना।
😀😀

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Ek Bhikari aur Bhagwan ka Milan – Mast Hindi Chutkule

😘 एक भिखारी था..😢
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भीख मांगने के लिए मस्जिद के बाहर बैठा था..
सभी नमाजी आंख बचा कर चले गए
और उसे कुछ ना मिला..😑😅
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फिर वो चर्च गया
फिर मंदिर
और गुरूद्वारा,😢😬
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लेकिन उसको किसी ने कुछ नहीं दिया..
आखिर कर वह एक बीयर बार के बाहर आ कर बैठ गया..😀😊
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जो भी शराबी बाहर निकलता, वो उसके कटोरे में कुछ डाल देता..😃😄
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कुछ ही देर में उसका कटोरा नोटों से भर गया..
यह देख भिकारी बोला, “प्रभु,
रहते कहाँ हो
और Address कहाँ का देते हो!!”
😂😉😜😅😎

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Ek Bar Train Main bahut bheed thi,
Aur Baathroom ke paas ek Bori rakhi hui thi,
Ek Aadmi us bori par jaise hi baithne laga to ek lady boli,
Us Bori par mat baitho, Ande foot jaayenge.
Aadmi bola, itni bheed main aise bori main
ande leke kyun chalti ho??
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Lady boli, Abe chutiye,
Bori main to keel hai,
Ande tere foot jaayenge.

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Rohit – Bhabhi ka kya naam hai
Mohit – Smt. Google Sharma
Rohit – Google! Kamal hai. ye kya naam hua?
Rohit – wo isliye kyuki usse Sawal ek karo, Par Jawab Dus milte hain

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Mast Veg Non Veg Chutkule and Jokes

Girl Friend – Ye kya jaanu Condom nahi laye?
Boy Friend – “Darling Surprize” Aaj hum bina condom ke hi Karange
Girl Friend – Saale, Agar mane 9 mahinee baad Surprize diya to apni LOODEE Jaisi Shakal mat banana.
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Continue Reading Non Veg Jokes

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]]> https://www.heretosharemasti.com/mazedaar-jokes-veg-non-veg-chutkule-collection/feed/ 0 Jija Sali ke Jokes and Chutkule https://www.heretosharemasti.com/jija-sali-ke-jokes-and-chutkule/ https://www.heretosharemasti.com/jija-sali-ke-jokes-and-chutkule/#respond Sun, 06 Oct 2013 18:14:00 +0000 http://www.heretosharemasti.com/uncategorized/jija-sali-ke-jokes-and-chutkule/ Jija Aur Sali ki Mast Baat | Jija Sali Jokes | Chutkule / SMS Sali– Jija ji Plz mujhe 500 rupey de do main agale hafte mai de dungi – – – – Jija – Tum 1000 Lelo magar abhi do..plz ******* Jija– Sali se, Aapke yahan ki sabse Mashoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali– Jija […]

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Jija Aur Sali ki Mast Baat | Jija Sali Jokes | Chutkule / SMS

Sali– Jija ji Plz mujhe 500 rupey de do main agale hafte mai de dungi
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Jija – Tum 1000 Lelo magar abhi do..plz

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Jija– Sali se, Aapke yahan ki sabse Mashoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali– Jija ji, jo yaha mash-hoor thi, usey to aap hi le gaye…

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Jija ka Dirty Mind – Jija Sali Jokes

Jija– Ek 6 Inch Ki Cheez Hai Jise Hath Mein Pakadte Hi Ajeeb Sa Mahsoos Hone Lagta Hai Us Cheez Ka Naam Batao?
Sali Sharam Ke maare – Hey Bhagwan, Kitne Besharam Ho Tum..
Jija– Are Main To 500 Rupye Ke Note Ki Baat Kar Raha Tha, Tumhara To Dimaag Hi Ganda Hai.

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Sali – Pyar kab hota hai?
Jija – Jab Rahu, Ketu aur Sani ki dasha Kharab ho,
Apka Mangal Kamzor ho aur Bhagwan Maze Lane ke Mood main ho…

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Bhabhi ke Kamre se Dever
Jija ke Kamre se Sali
Sali ke Kamre se Padosi
Padosi ke Kamre se Nanad Nikal rahi hai
aur Serial ka naam hai ‘Pavitra Rishta’

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Latest and Majedar Chutkule hi Chutkule, Mast Funny Short Jokes

Girl : Papa Ek Ladka bar bar I LovE U bolta hai
Kya karun?
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Father : Beta us se shadi kr le Zindagi mein agar dubara bol de to mera Naam badal dena…

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Doctor to Aishwarya’s baby:
you know who is ur Grand father?
Baby: yes, Big B
Who’s ur Mother: Miss world Aishwarya.
Then who is ur father?
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Baby: No IDEA sirji. -:)

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Pappu : yaar jab main maru to mere maatam pe samne wale padosiyon ko zarur bulana
Peter: kyun?
Pappu : yaar us ghar ki auratein laash se lipat-lipat kr roti hai !!!

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I love U Ka Matlab
LALU: “I love u” iska matlab ka hota hai?
SONIA: Mai tumse pyar karti hu.
LALU: Lo kar lo baat…
Angreji me ek sawal kya puch liya,
Pagli fida ho gayi humpe. 😀

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Ek bar ek Sarabi Apni Eye donate karne gaya
Doctor ne Sarabi se pucha : Kuch kahana chahte ho
Sarabi : yes, Jisko bhi meri ye Eye lagaoo pls usko bata dena ki ye 2 pag lagane ke baad hi khulti hain…. 🙂 🙂

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Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant
mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?
Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.
Baccha : Itna pyara tha to khaya
kyu ussko?

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Sardar ka Dar!!

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

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A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied: tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
Sardar: 3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar: 3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle ;->

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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

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Santa : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess‚
Guess
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Banta : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

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Teacher: Tumhare Abbu Kya Kaam Karte Hain?

Bacha: UPS ke Maalik hain.
Teacher: Nice.
Acha ye UPS ka kya matlab hai?

Bacha: “Usman Pakora Shop” 🙂

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Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

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Girlfriend: Its 2 tight
Boyfriend: Dont worry,I will put it slowly,

Girlfriend: Push it in,
Boyfriend: Ah..I cant,
Girlfriend: Its painful,
Boyfriend: Forget it.
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Well buy new WEDDING RING!

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Ek Chiti ne Hathi se kaha – Kya tum apna underwear mujhe 4 din ke liye udhar main de sakte ho?
Hathi (laughing) – Kya tum mere underwear ko pehnogi!!
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Chiti – Nahi re… beti ki Sadi ke liye pandal lagana hai!

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Teacher : Aaj School main der se aane ka kya Bahana dundha hai…
Mini : Sir aaj main itni tej Daud ke aayi ki Bahana Sochne ka time hi nahi mila….

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