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Wedding Night Suhagrat Sex Story

htsmasti — Thu, 26 Apr 2018 17:39:51 +0000

Wedding Night Se x Suhagrat Se x Story

The CEO proudly said that he did “it” 7 times with his wife on his wedding night (Suhagrat) many years back.

The General Manager next to him said he did it 6 times before going to sleep on 1st night.

All turned towards a fresher Clerk & asked how many times did he do it on his wedding night.
The Clerk replied: Only once Sir!
The CEO laughed and asked WHY?
The Clerk replied: My wife wasn’t used to it Sir!

Pindrop silence
And a Lesson learnt politely… and of course the clerk was fired…

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चुटकुले – Chutkule

htsmasti — Wed, 31 Jan 2018 16:55:00 +0000

हिंदी में मज़ेदार चुटकुले. New and latest Hindi Chutkule – Mast collection of Hilarious Funny Chutkule Jokes in Hindi

अकबर (बीरबल से…):
वादा कर बीरबल कि तेरी शादी होगी तो।
तेरी बीवी को KISS मैं करूँगा पहले ।

बीरबल – बिलकुल हुजुर पर मेरी भी एक शर्त है।

अकबर – क्या शर्त है।

बीरबल – मैं शादी आपकी बहन से करूँगा ।।
अकबर आज तक होश में नहीं आया

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एक औरत अपने आशिक के साथ घूम रही थी
इतने में उसका पति आ गया और उसके आशिक को पीटने लगा,

औरत – “मार साले को, अपनी बीवी को घुमाते नहीं,
दुसरो की बीवी को घुमाने ले आते है।”

इतने में आशिक को जोश आया और वो उसके पति को पीटने लगा…

औरत – “मार साले को… ना खुद घुमाने ले जाता है और ना किसी और को घुमाने देता है”!

“जय महिला विभाग की”

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शराबी चाहे कितना भी अनपढ क्यों न हो,

Quarter के तीन पेग ऐसे बनाता है,

जैसे किसी प्रयोगशाला का बहुत बडा Scientist हो!!

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जो लड़किया बोलती है की..
मेरे पीछे बहोत लड़के घूमते है..

उन लड़कियों को ये बात पता नही होती की..

कम दाम की चीजो पे ज्यादा Customers attract होते है…!!

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मम्मी – बेटा जरा पापा को बुलाना

बेटा पापा से
-चलो बुलावा आया है, माता ने बुलाया है

पापा – जय माता दी…!

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रेलवे स्टेशन पर…

बेगम: प्यास लगीं है पानी तो ला दो
शेख: कयो ना चिकन बिरयानी खिलाऊ?

बेगम: वाह मुँह मैं पानी आ गया
शेख: बस इसी पानी से काम चला लो!!

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Pati raat ko Khana kha raha tha

htsmasti — Sat, 17 May 2014 18:36:00 +0000

Pati raat ko Khana kha raha tha…

Pati – Ye daal main Baal ka guchha kyu hai
Patni – Wo mere neeche ke Baal hain ji,
Pati – madarchhodd yeh tune kya kiya..
Patni – Ji AAP hi to rozana kehte ho ki khane main jhaat bhar ka swaad nahi… Isliye aaj daal diye…

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Sharabi Chuha

htsmasti — Tue, 30 Jul 2013 17:25:00 +0000

Ek Chuha Sarab ke Gilaas main gir gaya..
waha se 1 Billi ja rahi thi to Chuhe ne Billi se kaha ki
Mujhe yaha se nikalo phir chahe mujhe Kha lena…
Billi ne laat mari aur Gilass gira diya…
Chuha nikal ke Bhaga aur Bil main Ghus gaya,
Billi : Jhute, Dhokebaaj,tum to kah rahe the ki mujhe nikalo aur phir mujhe kha lena,
Chuha muskraya aur bola,
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Jani Naraj mat hona, us Waqt main ‘SHARAB’ ke Nashe main tha…

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Mast and Majedar Chutkule Hi Chutkule

htsmasti — Thu, 19 May 2011 08:32:00 +0000

Latest and Majedar Chutkule hi Chutkule, Mast Funny Short Jokes

Girl : Papa Ek Ladka bar bar I LovE U bolta hai
Kya karun?
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Father : Beta us se shadi kr le Zindagi mein agar dubara bol de to mera Naam badal dena…

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Doctor to Aishwarya’s baby:
you know who is ur Grand father?
Baby: yes, Big B
Who’s ur Mother: Miss world Aishwarya.
Then who is ur father?
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Baby: No IDEA sirji. -:)

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Pappu : yaar jab main maru to mere maatam pe samne wale padosiyon ko zarur bulana
Peter: kyun?
Pappu : yaar us ghar ki auratein laash se lipat-lipat kr roti hai !!!

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I love U Ka Matlab
LALU: “I love u” iska matlab ka hota hai?
SONIA: Mai tumse pyar karti hu.
LALU: Lo kar lo baat…
Angreji me ek sawal kya puch liya,
Pagli fida ho gayi humpe.

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Ek bar ek Sarabi Apni Eye donate karne gaya
Doctor ne Sarabi se pucha : Kuch kahana chahte ho
Sarabi : yes, Jisko bhi meri ye Eye lagaoo pls usko bata dena ki ye 2 pag lagane ke baad hi khulti hain….

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Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant
mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?
Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.
Baccha : Itna pyara tha to khaya
kyu ussko?

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Sardar ka Dar!!

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

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A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied: tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
Sardar: 3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar: 3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle ;->

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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

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Santa : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess‚
Guess
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Banta : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

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Teacher: Tumhare Abbu Kya Kaam Karte Hain?

Bacha: UPS ke Maalik hain.
Teacher: Nice.
Acha ye UPS ka kya matlab hai?

Bacha: “Usman Pakora Shop”

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Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

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Girlfriend: Its 2 tight
Boyfriend: Dont worry,I will put it slowly,

Girlfriend: Push it in,
Boyfriend: Ah..I cant,
Girlfriend: Its painful,
Boyfriend: Forget it.
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Well buy new WEDDING RING!

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Ek Chiti ne Hathi se kaha – Kya tum apna underwear mujhe 4 din ke liye udhar main de sakte ho?
Hathi (laughing) – Kya tum mere underwear ko pehnogi!!
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Chiti – Nahi re… beti ki Sadi ke liye pandal lagana hai!

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Latest And Mast Jokes Of The Day

htsmasti — Tue, 08 Feb 2011 09:04:00 +0000

Jokes of the Day | Latest Chutkule Jokes

Bhagwan – Beta… koi Mannat Mango…
Rohit– Please mujhe phir se Unmarried kar dijiye..
Bhagwan : “beta “MANNAT” Mango “JANNAT” nahi…

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Conductor – bache ka ticket???
Rajasthani Lady – Iiko be ticket lage Hai Ke??
Conductor – Ha Lage Hai…
Rajasthani Lady : Arey… Magar… Yo to abhi bi maro BOBLO Chuse hai.
Conductor : Arey BOBLO to Iiko baap bhi chuse hai, to uke be free me bithau k baavri.???

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Father 2 son: When i beat you How do you control your anger?.. ?
Son: By cleaning toilet…
Father: What is my loss
Son: I clean toilet with your tooth brush

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Palang Tod Joke
Pati Gaana Gaa raha tha – Main Duniya Hila
dunga Teri Chahat main..
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Patni– Rahne do Raat ko Khatiya to Hila
Nahi pate, Duniya kya Khak Hilaoge.?.

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Bhikhari – Behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary – Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika – Pehli bar kisine behan kaha!

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Ek Nursery class ka baccha bola – “Ma’am main aap ko kaisa lagta hoon ???
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Ma’am – “So Sweet”
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Baccha apni side ke ladke se bola – “Dekha maine kaha tha na line marti hai…

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