Boss : Where were you born ..?
Sardar : India ..
Boss : which part ..?
Sardar : What ‘which part’ ..? Whole body was born in India.

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Two sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have one more.

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Sardar : What is the name of your car ..?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Sardar : Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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Sardar : U cheated me.
Shopkeeper : No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar : Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is “All India Radio!”

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Tourist : Whose skeleton is that ..?
Sardar : An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist : Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it ..?
Sardar : That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child …

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Teacher : Which is the oldest animal in the world ..?
Sardar : ZEBRA
Teacher : How?
Sardar : Bcoz it is Black & White

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English Jokes on Sardar ji : Hindi Jokes on Sardar

Sardar attending an interview in Software Company..
Manager : Do U know MS Office .?
Sardar : If U give me the address I will go there sir.

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Sardar : Doctor .!! My Son swallowed a key.
Doctor : When .?
Sardar : 3 Months Ago
Dr : What were u doing till now .?
Sardar : We were using duplicate key

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Sardar ji made a call to airport “How long is the journey from India to America .?”
Girl : One second sir …
Sardarji : Thanks .!!

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Sardar’s friend : Sardar ji, how was ur exam?
Sardarji : Oye .. it was OK .. but i couldn’t answer the past tense of ‘THINK’. I thought & thought & thought .. and finally wrote ..THUNK .!!

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Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle.
Tourist : If a lion comes against us, how can we escape?
Sardar : So simple .. Give RIGHT turn indicator and turn LEFT ..!!