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Very-Very Funny Children Jokes Chutkule

htsmasti — Wed, 30 May 2018 03:11:17 +0000

very-very funny children jokes image Lady Teacher

लेडी टीचर:= अगर

दुनिया में लड़की

नहीं हो तो क्या होगा?

स्टूडेंट:= कॉलेज़ वीरान

गलिया सुनसान

दुनियां परेसान

तन्हा इंसान

ना जानू

ना जान

हर तरफ

“जय हनुमान”

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मजेदार हिंदी चुटकुले जोक्स – Special Funny Hindi Jokes / Chutkule / SMS

htsmasti — Tue, 23 Jan 2018 11:13:59 +0000

मजेदार हिंदी चुटकुले जोक्स – Special Funny Hindi Jokes / Chutkule / SMS YouTube

Dosto apka welcome hai Here to Share Masti channel main. Enjoy majedar hindi chutkule, jokes, funny jokes, funny chutkule.
Funny Jokes चुटकुले हिन्दी में Jokes in hindi Funny videos Chutkule comedy.

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First Funny Jokes of the year 2017

htsmasti — Mon, 02 Jan 2017 10:31:00 +0000

Very Funny Jokes, Sandy and Police Wala jokes

Police – Knock Knock
Sandy – Who is it?
Police – Police, open the Door
Sandy – What do you want?
Police – We need To Talk
Sandy – How many are you?
Police – Two
Sandy – Then Talk to each other…

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Ladkiyo ke Best Hindi Chutkule

htsmasti — Sat, 17 Dec 2016 10:44:00 +0000

Ladkiyo ke Hindi Chutkule – Funny Mast Ladki Jokes in Hindi

एक सुंदर औरत क्रिकेट का मैच देख रही थी
और
चेहरे पर इंडिया के झंडे का नक्शा था,
एक बजुर्ग पास आया
और
उसके चेहरे को चूम कर बोला
कितना सुंदर है मेरा भारत।

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एक लड़की की शादी से दो दिन पहले उसकी
सहेली ने पूछा – शादी की सारी
तैयारियां कर ली क्या?
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लड़की – हाँ दोनों SIM नाले में फेंक दिया, फ़ोन तो Format कर दिया है,
Facebook भी Deactivate कर दिया है,
बस तू अपना मुँह बंद रखीयो।

Ek Ladka Ladki ke Baap Se bola – Main Aapki Beti Ka Haath Maangne Aaya Huu.
Ladki Ka Baap bola – Kyun?
Ladka – Kyu Ki Ab Mere HAATH Thak Chuke Hain…
SMS Kar Kar ke!

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Ek Ladki – “Koi Btayega Ki Doodh Aur Ladki Main Kya Farq Hota Hai”
Pinky – “Ja Pagli Tujhe Itna Bhi Nai Pata,

Doodh Jab Gharam Hota Hai To Malayi Uper Aati Hai, Aur Ladki Jab Garam Ho To Malayi Niche Aati Hai”

Non Veg Jokes
Boy Girl Sexy Jokes

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Mast Hindi Chutkule or Jokes

htsmasti — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 17:54:00 +0000

Chutkule Hindi Jokes – Mast Majedar Funny Chutkule in Hindi

Patni ki chaddi kho gayi
Usne Apne Pati se pucha to use bhi nahi pata tha
Pati ne maid se pucha
Maid – Shahab Aapko to pata hai main chaddi nahi pehanti…

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टीचर : तुम इतनी देर से क्यों आए हो ?

बच्चा : मम्मी पापा लड़ रहे थे…

टीचर : वो लड़ रहे थे तो तुम क्यों देर से आए ?

बच्चा : मेरा एक जूता मम्मी के पास और दूसरा पापा के पास था…!!

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Santa knocks the door
Banta – kaun hai ??
Santa – main hoon
Banta – main kaun ??

Santa – Abe pagal khud ko hi bhool gaya tu banta…

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Sabse Bada Chutiyaa – Chutiya Jokes

Beta – Papa aap to chutiya ho
Santa – Kyu be?
Beta – Kal jab aap bahar gaye the to mane
Mummy ko uncle se kehte hue suna tha
“Jaldi aa jao nahi to wo chutiya aa jayega“

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Santa – Yaar meri shadi karwa de
Banta – Karwa to dunga, lakin ek shart hai, teri shadi ke baad
main teri biwi ko cinema dikhane le jaunga…
Banta – thik hai le jaiyo par meri bhi ek shart hai
Main shadi teri bahan se karunga…

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Sarabi (Doctor se) – Aap meri Sarab chudwa sakte ho kya ?
Doctor – Han kyu nahi…
Sarabi – To Police ne meri 20 Botel pakdi hai… Pls Chudwa do…

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Chintu : Papa aap Press kyu kar rahe ho…
Papa : Press karne se Silwate naikal jati hain…
Chintu : Phir to achha hai Papa, Main Dada ji ke Gaal ki bhi Silwate nikal dunga…

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Dada (Pote se) – Teri Teacher aa rahi hai, ja chup ja…
Pota – Pahale aap chup jaoo, apki Maut ke bahane mane 2 week ki chutti le rakkhhi hai…

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Ladka – Tum chaddi kyun nahi pehanti ho?
Ladki – Mane apne pati se wada kiya hai ki uske alawa main kisi or ke aage apni chaddi nahi utarungi..!

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