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Sardar ji Jokes in English

htsmasti — Sat, 10 Nov 2018 17:05:54 +0000

Sardar ji Jokes in English | Funny Rocking Sardar Chutkule

Boss : Where were you born ..?
Sardar : India ..
Boss : which part ..?
Sardar : What ‘which part’ ..? Whole body was born in India.

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Two sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have one more.

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Sardar : What is the name of your car ..?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Sardar : Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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Sardar : U cheated me.
Shopkeeper : No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar : Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is “All India Radio!”

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Tourist : Whose skeleton is that ..?
Sardar : An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist : Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it ..?
Sardar : That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child …

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Teacher : Which is the oldest animal in the world ..?
Sardar : ZEBRA
Teacher : How?
Sardar : Bcoz it is Black & White

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English Jokes on Sardar ji : Hindi Jokes on Sardar

Sardar attending an interview in Software Company..
Manager : Do U know MS Office .?
Sardar : If U give me the address I will go there sir.

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Sardar : Doctor .!! My Son swallowed a key.
Doctor : When .?
Sardar : 3 Months Ago
Dr : What were u doing till now .?
Sardar : We were using duplicate key

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Sardar ji made a call to airport “How long is the journey from India to America .?”
Girl : One second sir …
Sardarji : Thanks .!!

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Sardar’s friend : Sardar ji, how was ur exam?
Sardarji : Oye .. it was OK .. but i couldn’t answer the past tense of ‘THINK’. I thought & thought & thought .. and finally wrote ..THUNK .!!

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Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle.
Tourist : If a lion comes against us, how can we escape?
Sardar : So simple .. Give RIGHT turn indicator and turn LEFT ..!!

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Teacher Student English Jokes

htsmasti — Fri, 01 Sep 2017 11:16:25 +0000

Latest Funny Jokes on Teacher & Student

In a classroom Teacher asks John to count from 0 to 10.
John – 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Teacher – Where is 5?
John – Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident…

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True Facts About You – Funny English Jokes

htsmasti — Mon, 21 Aug 2017 17:29:14 +0000

Latest Funny Jokes in English / Best Jokes for Kids

I know 10 True Facts about you…
Fact 1 – You are reading these facts.
Fact 2 – You can’t say the letter ‘M’ without touching your lips.
Fact 3 – You just tried it…
Fact 4 – You’re now smiling.
Fact 6 – You’re now smiling or laughing again.

Fact 7 – You didn’t notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8 – You just checked it.
Fact 9 – You’re smiling again.
Fact 10 – You like this and now you’re going to rate or comment.

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Funny Classroom Jokes for Kids

Teacher asked the students to tell the importance of the year 1809.
Tom stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was born”
Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance of another year 1819
Then Sam suddenly stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was ten years old”

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Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A. He wanted cold hard cash!

Q. Why didn’t the orange win the race?
A. It ran out of juice.

Q. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7, 8, 9.

Q. How do you know when it’s time to go to the dentist?
A. When it’s Tooth-irty!!! (2:30 p.m.)

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First Funny Jokes of the year 2017

htsmasti — Mon, 02 Jan 2017 10:31:00 +0000

Very Funny Jokes, Sandy and Police Wala jokes

Police – Knock Knock
Sandy – Who is it?
Police – Police, open the Door
Sandy – What do you want?
Police – We need To Talk
Sandy – How many are you?
Police – Two
Sandy – Then Talk to each other…

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Husband Wife and Maid Wala Joke

htsmasti — Sat, 31 Dec 2016 09:10:00 +0000

Funny Jokes on Husband Wife and Maid

Wife Lost Her 2 Panties in Her House.
She asked her Husband if he had seen her Panties.
Husband replied – No.
She then shouted on her Maid and asked her about the Panties.
Maid replied to Madam in front of her Husband…
Sahab, Aap to Jante hi ho ki main to kuch pahanti hi nahi…

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