Sarabi Aadmi ke Dumdar Chutkule

Pappu – Agar Gadhe ko Sarab aur pani dono pine ko diya jae to Gadha kya piyega
Sarabi – Zahir hai Pani hi piyega
Pappu – kyu?
Sarabi – kyoki wo Gadha hai…

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Ek Sarabi Hotel main jata hai aur puchta hai
Garam kya hai ?
Vaiter – Chaumin
Sarabi – Aur Garam
Vaiter – Soop
Sarabi – Aur Garam
Vaiter -Garam Pani
Sarabi – Aur Garam
Vaiter – AAG ka Gola hai Sale…
Sarabi – Laker aao… bidi jalani hai