3 Killer non veg jokes in English | dirty jokes in english
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
“Mother, where do babies come from?”
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.”
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his p e nis in the mommy’s v a gina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.
The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s p e nis in your mouth.
What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
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A little boy goes to school but brings in a cat with him. The teacher asks him “Why did you bring your cat in school?” The little boy replies, “Well, I heard my daddy telling Mommy when the kids leave I’m gonna eat that pu**y up.”
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A man and woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, “Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!”. The woman says, “Me too, you’ve been eating grass for the past ten minutes!”
