Ek Baniya Aur Uski Dukan Par Chutkula

Ek Baniya Aakhri Saans le raha tha, aur bola
Meri Biwi kaha hai?
Biwi – main yahi hu
Baniya – Meri Beti kaha hai
Beti – Main yahi hu
Baniya – Mera Beta kaha hai
Beta – main yahi hu
Baniya – Saloo, sab ke sab yahi ho to Dukaan par kaun hai