Boss : Where were you born ..?
Sardar : India ..
Boss : which part ..?
Sardar : What ‘which part’ ..? Whole body was born in India.

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Two sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have one more.

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Sardar : What is the name of your car ..?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Sardar : Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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Sardar : U cheated me.
Shopkeeper : No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar : Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is “All India Radio!”

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Tourist : Whose skeleton is that ..?
Sardar : An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist : Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it ..?
Sardar : That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child …

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Teacher : Which is the oldest animal in the world ..?
Sardar : ZEBRA
Teacher : How?
Sardar : Bcoz it is Black & White

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English Jokes on Sardar ji : Hindi Jokes on Sardar

Sardar attending an interview in Software Company..
Manager : Do U know MS Office .?
Sardar : If U give me the address I will go there sir.

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Sardar : Doctor .!! My Son swallowed a key.
Doctor : When .?
Sardar : 3 Months Ago
Dr : What were u doing till now .?
Sardar : We were using duplicate key

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Sardar ji made a call to airport “How long is the journey from India to America .?”
Girl : One second sir …
Sardarji : Thanks .!!

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Sardar’s friend : Sardar ji, how was ur exam?
Sardarji : Oye .. it was OK .. but i couldn’t answer the past tense of ‘THINK’. I thought & thought & thought .. and finally wrote ..THUNK .!!

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Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle.
Tourist : If a lion comes against us, how can we escape?
Sardar : So simple .. Give RIGHT turn indicator and turn LEFT ..!!

एक हेलीकाप्टर (Helicopter) पंजाब के एक
गाँव (village) में एक्सीडेंट के बाद गिर गया

गाँव के सारे सरदार (Sardar) पूरे मनोयोग से
राहत कार्य में लग गए।

और मलबे से सभी शवों (Dead Bodies) को निकालने में
सब बढ़ चढ़ कर हाथ बँटा रहे थे

मात्र 2 घंटे में 600 शव (Dead Bodies) निकाल लिए गए

अंत में 2 घंटे बाद उच्च अधिकारी घटना स्थल पर आये तो उनको साला (Sala) समझ में नहीं आ रहा था कि..

ऐसा कौन सा हेलीकाप्टर (Helicopter) था जिसमें 600 लोग (People) सवार थे

बाद में पता चला कि हेलीकाप्टर (Helicopter)
कब्रिस्तान (Shamshan Ghat) में गिरा था।
और सरदारों ने पुरा कब्रिस्तान खोद दिया था

बोलो ता रा रा रा

एक सरदार घर आया तो देखा कि उसकी बीवी नंगी लेटी हुई है,
पसीना निकल रहा है और सांस फूली हुई है…
सरदार ने पूछा : क्या हुआ ?
बीवी : दिल घबरा रहा है, जल्दी से डॉक्टर को बुलाओ..
सरदार डॉक्टर को बुलाने भगा तो बच्चे ने दरवाजे पर रोक कर
बताया कि चाचू बेड के नीचे नंगे छुपे हुए हें..
सरदार वापस आया,
बेड के नीचे से भाई को निकला और गुस्से से कहा : मादरचोद!
तेरी भाभी को हार्ट अटैक आया है!
और तू नंगा हो के बच्चो को डरा रहा है…

Sardar ko Phassi ki Saja Hui
Police : Tumko kal Subah 5 baje phassi di
jayegi.
Sardar : Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Sardar(Khusi se) : Main to Subah uthta hi 9 baje hon!!

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Ek bar Ek Sardar ka Padosi mar gaya,
Sardar ne uske ghar jakar Pucha – “Body AA gaya kya”
Tabhi Ambulance aa gayi…
Sardar khushi se bola, ” kya Lambi Umar hai… Naam lete hi aa gaya Sala”

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Sardar ki wife Tours & Travels magazine padhte hue boli-
”HONEYMOON ke liye GREECE try kare? ”

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Sardar Bola “kyon? SARSO KE TEL Me kya kharabi hai..?”

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SARDAR – Docter this bucket has a hole. Can u plz repair it?

DOCTOR – Stupid! Do u know who i am.?

SARDAR – of course

I know u r specialist in plastic surgery.

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Ek SardarRoz Subah Ped ki Daal par chadh K baith jata tha. Pucho Kyo?
MBA karke Pagal ho Gaya Tha… Apne app ko Branch Manager Samajhta tha…

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Interviewer:
what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

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Sardar ne Ladki ka Name Likh Diya

Ek SARDAR Apne Hath PE BLADE SE…
LADKI KA NAAM LIKH RAHA THA…..Ki ACHANAK….
ZOR SE RONE LAGA…
DOST : PIYAR KARTA HAI TO ROTA KU HAI..??
SARDAR : Are yar SPELLING GALAT HO GAYi…:)

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Sardar to Doctor : Doctor saab yeh bachhey itney sharaarti kyo hotey hai?
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Doctor Saab ka Sharaarti Reply :
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Jo cheez paida hi sharaat se hoti hai woh shareef kaise ho sakti hai…

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Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he
cut it’s one leg
and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he
cut it’s second
leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the
third leg and
did the same. At last he cut it’s fourth leg and
ordered it walk!
But cockroach didn’t walk. Suddenly sardar
said loudly, “I
found it. If we cut cockroach’s four legs, it becomes
deaf.

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Sardar in Foreign Country

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar
asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great
man born in this
village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

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Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, “Gandhi was a great man, but I
don’t know who is
Jayanthi.

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When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto,
the driver adjusted
mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to see
my wife? Sit
back. I will drive.

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Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the
washbasin. There
he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the
manager asked what
was he doing. Sardar pointed towards the board
“WASH BASIN”

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Interviewer: just imagine you r in 3rd floor, it
caught fire
and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my
imagination!!

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Ek sardar Galti se Ladies toilet Me chala gaya.?
Ek Lady boli ye Mahilaon ke liye hai…
Sardar ko Gussa aaya aur apni pent khol ke bola…
“YE BHI MAHILAON KE LIYE HI HAI”…. :):)