Main Aayi Shehar (शहर) main, Aur logo ne mujhe Ghoora,
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Bra khol, Mera दूध pee Gaye Poora,
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Dabbu Chacha Aaye or Mera दाम bol diya,
Kamre main le jake Mujh ko Bister par Daal Diya,
Kuch kahu uske pehle mera NADA (नाडा) khol diya,

Unki Harkat bahut hi Acchi thi,
Aur Next pal unke hath main Meri Kacchi thi,
Bed per Chaadar rang birangi thi, Kuch hi पलों में Main poori Nangi thi,
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Chacha ke paas na i-pill aur na hi Nirodh tha, Mere मन में bas isi baat ka virodh tha,
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Main darti rahi aur karti rahi,
Chacha ne Khoob Jor Lagaya, Aur Apne Pappu ko दौड़ाया
9 Minute ka Ye Khel Chala, Bed Hamara टूटते- टूटते bacha
Ab Tum bhi aur Non Veg Jokes Padho, Ye wala to Finish Ho Gaya
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Aur Jate Jate Niche Dekhiye Aapka bhi Khada ho Gaya…