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Non Veg Jokes Dhamaka!!

htsmasti — Mon, 02 Jun 2025 06:02:50 +0000

लड़की अपनी मर्ज़ी से दे तो प्यार….

दोस्त दिलाएँ तो ऊपहार….

घर वाले दिलाएँ तो संस्कार….

और हम अपने आप ले लें तो

बलात्कार!

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माना कि अब तु मुजे महोब्बत नहिं करती..!!

लेकिन अब भी तू हमारी गली से गुजर जाए तो लोग कहते हे..!!
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भाई का मॉल जा रहा हे….!!

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हरयाणवी कंडक्टर: ओ ताऊ, बीड़ी बुझा ले।
ताऊ बोला: क्यों?
हरयाणवी कंडक्टर: ऊपर देख, लिखा से ‘धुम्रपान’ मना है।
ताऊ: तेरे ऊपर भी बोर्ड पे लिखा से, ‘कॉपर टी’ लगवाओ, तंने लगवा ली के?

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Pappu aur uski girlfriend raat ko car mein Naughty Jokes in English

htsmasti — Fri, 30 May 2025 05:55:21 +0000

Pappu aur uski girlfriend raat ko car mein ja rahe the…
Pappu ne ek sunsaan jagah par car rok ke kaha,
“Agar main tumhare saath muh kaala karun, to tum shor to nahi machaogi?”
Girlfriend bhi bindass thi, boli:
“Agar tum muh kaala na kar paaye, to main zaroor shor machaungi!”

Naughty Jokes in English

Pappu and his girlfriend were driving at night.
Pappu stopped the car in a deserted spot and said,
“If I do something naughty with you, you won’t scream, right?”
His bold girlfriend replied,
“If you can’t do something naughty… then I definitely will scream!”

Non Veg Double meaning jokes in Hindi

पप्पू और उसकी गर्लफ्रेंड रात को कार में जा रहे थे।
पप्पू ने एक सूनसान जगह पर कार रोक कर कहा, अगर मैं तुम्हारे साथ मुंह कला करूँ, तो तुम शोर तो नहीं मचाओगी?
गर्लफ्रेंड भी बिंदास थी बोली, अगर तुम मुंह काला ना कर सके तो, मैं जरूर शोर मचाऊंगी।

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Killer non veg jokes in English

htsmasti — Wed, 28 May 2025 15:14:31 +0000

3 Killer non veg jokes in English | dirty jokes in english

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
“Mother, where do babies come from?”
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.”
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his p e nis in the mommy’s v a gina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.
The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s p e nis in your mouth.
What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

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A little boy goes to school but brings in a cat with him. The teacher asks him “Why did you bring your cat in school?” The little boy replies, “Well, I heard my daddy telling Mommy when the kids leave I’m gonna eat that pu**y up.”

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A man and woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, “Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!”. The woman says, “Me too, you’ve been eating grass for the past ten minutes!”

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चटपटे नॉनवेज चुटकुले | Noon Veg Jokes in Hindi

htsmasti — Mon, 05 Feb 2024 15:23:27 +0000

पप्पू अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड के बाप से – अपनी बेटी का हाथ मुझे दे दो अंकल
बाप – क्यों ?
पप्पू – क्योंकि अब मेरे हाथ का स्टैमिना खत्म हो गया है

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चिंटू – ये लड़कियां ब्रा क्यों पहनती हैं?
पिंटू – इसके पीछे साइंस है
चिंटू – वो कैसे ??
पिंटू– साइंस कहता है कि खाने पीने की वस्तुओं को हमेशा ढक की रखना चाहिए

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Bihari wale Non Veg Jokes

htsmasti — Tue, 05 Mar 2019 07:05:08 +0000

Ek Bihari Cycle chalate hue aur gungunate hue kahin ja raha tha aur raaste mein ek aurat se TAKRA gaya
Aurat jor se chilla kar boli: Break nahi maar sakta tha kya ???

Bihari Bola: Mane to Poori cycle hi maar di, aur Tu Khali Break maar ne ki Baat kar rahi hai.

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Bhoot ka Confusion : Fadu Noon Veg Joke

htsmasti — Tue, 25 Dec 2018 15:12:50 +0000

New No n Veg Jokes in Hindi – Bhoot aur Ch** ka Confusion

Lecture (लेक्चर) Ke Beech main प्रोफेसर ने पूछा-
Kitne छात्र Bhoot main Yakeen karte hain??
kareeb 50 छात्रों के हाथ खड़े हो गये।
Professor – बहुत अच्छे, Ab ye bataoo ki Kitne छात्रों ने Bhoot (भूत) ko Dekha hai??
लगभग 20 हाथ खड़े हो गये।
Professor – बहुत अच्छे, Achha ab ye bataoo ki Bhoot ko kitne लोगो ने बहुत करीब से देखा है??
लगभग 5 हाथ खड़े हो गये।
Professor – शाबाश, Achha ab ye bataoo ki कितने लोगों ने भूत को चूमा है
केवल एक लड़के का हाथ खड़ा हुआ और उसका नाम पांडे था।
Professor – मैंने आज तक खुद नहीं सुना कि किसी ने ऐसा किया हो, पांडे, इधर मेरे पास आ जाओ।

पांडे उठ कर प्रोफेसर के पास चला गया।

Professor – तो तुम कह रहे हो कि तुमने भूत को चूमा है, ज़रा पूरी डीटेल से बात बताओ।

Pandey – भूत????? सॉरी सर, पीछे बैठा था मेरे को ….. सुनाई दिया

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Tivari ji ki Height Dhai Feet hai

htsmasti — Sat, 22 Dec 2018 06:36:18 +0000

New No n Veg Jokes – Khusbu Bahut Achhi Hai

Ladki – Office main mera यौन शोषण ho raha hai
Ladka – kyu aur Kase??
Ladki – Office main Tivari ji Rojana mujhse bolte hain ki tumhare
बालों की खुश्बू Bahut achhi hai…
Ladka – to Isme bura kya hai..
Ladki – Samjha karo yar
Tivari ji ki Height ढाई feet hai…

No n Veg Mind: Khoobsurat Madam ne Kapde Utaar Diye

htsmasti — Thu, 13 Dec 2018 10:24:59 +0000

No n Veg Mind: Ek Khoobsurat Lady ne Apne Kapde Utaar Diye

चौकीदार, Ek Khoobsurat Madam Se – Madam Yaha तैरना (Swimming) Mana Hai,
Khoobsurat Lady Guuse main Boli – बेवकूफ jab main kapde Utaar rahi thi tab to kisi ne bhi nahi bataya…
चौकीदार – Madam yaha तैरना mana hai, Kapde Utarna Thodi mana hai…

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Ishq Mohabbat kya hai mujhe nahi Maalum…
Bas Uski Yaad aati hai, aur Khada ho jata hai

Super No n Veg Jokes: Chatwani hai kya?

htsmasti — Sat, 24 Nov 2018 17:34:20 +0000

No n Veg Jokes | चटवानी है क्या?

Aaj Maine Mere dost Mr. Chatwani (चटवानी) ko
Phone kiya
Uski Wife ne phone Uthaya,
Maine kaat diya.

Yar Ab Aap hi bataoo Main uski Wife se
kaise Puchta “Chatwani hai kya?“

Hahahaha!

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Husband Wife Non Veg Jokes in Hindi

htsmasti — Thu, 22 Nov 2018 18:35:20 +0000

Husband Wife Non Veg Jokes in Hindi | Jokes Husband Wife

HOT Wife Husband Ka LAUDA Choom Ke Boli,
“Mere Lal,
Mera Sona,
Mera Babu,
Mera Baccha,
UTH Ja Na..”

Husband – Bahenchod Isko CH0OT Main Dalna Hai Ya School Main…

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pati patni jokes non veg in hindi

Sardar Pati SEX Kar Raha Tha,
Galti Se Peechay Daal Diya,
Biwi – Oh Ji, Truck Galat Godaam Main Jaa Raha Hai.
Sardar, Bhenchod Ab Bata Rahi Hai,
Jab Maal Utaar Diya.

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Husband wife jokes
Wife – Mujhe Bra Chaiye Paise Do.
Husband – Itne Chote-Chote To Hain tere, Bra
Ki Kya Jarurat Hai,
Wife – Aapne Apne Liye kal Chaddi Li Tab Maine Kuch Bola Tha?