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Aur Kaisi Rahi Suhagrat Part 2

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Aur Kaisi Rahi Suhagrat ki Majedar Baat Kahani

Jab Ladki ki Suhagrat ke baad uski Saheli Puchhti hai
Aur Kaisi rahi Suhagrat?
To Wo batati hai
Aaye the wo der se, Dil jala diya,
Pahale kiya Gate band, Phir Deepak Bhuja diya
Pahale khel khelne laga Seena Tatolkar,
Fir khel khelne laga Under-wear khol kar,

Ek Jang aisi chhidi Palang par,
Gole wali Toup rakh di Surang par,
Hontho par firayi Toup aur bola wo Itrakar,
Badi mast ice-cream hai darling, chusss mann lagakar.
Sharmai mai bahut or samajh main kuch nahi aaya,
Khola muh or lagi chusssnea fir maza bada aaya,

Fir Usne top rakh di Surang par,
Dhakke pe dhakke mare usne andar daal kar,
Tez karta raha raftar wo meri cheekh-pukar par…
Iske baad uthaya aur ghodi mujhe banaya,
Daal ke danda galat jagah par Tanga khoob chalaya.
Fir se kiya mujhe sidha or taaange meri uthayi,
Aise karke dono taraf se usne meri band bajayi,
Aaya jab aakhri time ahsaas gajab ka hua,
Us pal ke baad hardam yeh mann me aata hai,
Din-raat bas aisi hi suhagraat manane ko jee chahta
hai.
Tujhse bas yahi kahungi manale tu bhi Suhagraat,
Mat kar shadi ka intzaar,
Pakad le jo bhi mile kyunki
Ye jawani yeh waqt, aayenge na bar-bar

JAI Ho Baba Suhagraati…

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Desi Suhagraat ki Kahani

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Desi Suhagraat ki Kahani Pati Patni ki Suhagrat Hindi Main

Ek Kisaan (किसान) ki Shadi hui
Suhagrat (सुहागरात) ke Din
Wo Apni Patni ke Pet (पेट) par pyar se Hath firate bola-
Ye Meri Jameen hai… isme main Aloo (आलू) Bounga.. aur aisa bolte hue Wo So Gaya.

Agli Raat fir Kamar (पीठ) par payar se hath Ferta raha aur bola-
Ye bhi meri jameen hai, Isme main Payaz (प्याज) Bounga… aur So gaya

Tisri (तीसरी) Raat usne Biwi par hath rakha hi tha ki…
Uski Patni Boli – O Sun Chutiye.. Agar aaj tune Mere Andar Bangun (बैंगन ) nahi boye to main
kal ye teri sari Zameen< kisi aur ko Theke par de dungi...

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Suhagrat ki Jankari

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Hindi Suhagrat ki Jankari – Suhagrat Kaise Manaye Full Story

Deepika ki Saheli usse puchti hai ki
tumne suhagrat kaise manaye.. tab
Deepika apni Suhagrat ki Jankari
apni Saheli ko deti hai

Chal batati hu tujhe Suhagrat ki baat
Ye raat hoti hai bahut hi khash

Wo Bole – Deepika Aao khelenge!
Maine Bola – Nahi Aap hamari le lenge!!

Wo Bole – Are yahi to pyar ki Kasutii (कसौटी) hai!

Maine Bola – Nahi, meri bahut choti hai!!
Wo Bole – Dekh tere liye ees dil mein kitna pyar bhara hai!

Maine Bola – Nahi mujhe pata hai aapka bahut bada hai!!

Wo Bole – Dekh ye tera husn aur nikhar dega!

Maine Bola – Ji nahi ye meri GGAANNDD MAAR dega!!

Chal batati hu tujhe Suhagrat ki baat
Ye raat hoti hai bahut hi khash

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Ek Anpadh Ladki ki Suhagrat

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सुहागरात चुटकुले जोक्स हिंदी में – Suhagrat Masti Time

एक अनपढ़ लड़की की सुहागरात के अगले दिन
उसकी पढ़ी-लिखी बहन उसे छेड़ने के लिए फोन करती है…
बहन – और दीदी कैसी रही आपकी सुहागरात? मज़ा आया कि नहीं?
दीदी – हाँ, बहुत मजा आया।
बहन – और जीजा जी का नेचर कैसा है?
दीदी (शरमाते हुए) – बहुत मोटा है।

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