लड़की अपनी मर्ज़ी से दे तो प्यार….

दोस्त दिलाएँ तो ऊपहार….

घर वाले दिलाएँ तो संस्कार….

और हम अपने आप ले लें तो

बलात्कार!

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माना कि अब तु मुजे महोब्बत नहिं करती..!!

लेकिन अब भी तू हमारी गली से गुजर जाए तो लोग कहते हे..!!
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भाई का मॉल जा रहा हे….!! 😂😂😂

More Non veg shayari

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हरयाणवी कंडक्टर: ओ ताऊ, बीड़ी बुझा ले।
ताऊ बोला: क्यों?
हरयाणवी कंडक्टर: ऊपर देख, लिखा से ‘धुम्रपान’ मना है।
ताऊ: तेरे ऊपर भी बोर्ड पे लिखा से, ‘कॉपर टी’ लगवाओ, तंने लगवा ली के?

Pappu aur uski girlfriend raat ko car mein ja rahe the…
Pappu ne ek sunsaan jagah par car rok ke kaha,
“Agar main tumhare saath muh kaala karun, to tum shor to nahi machaogi?”
Girlfriend bhi bindass thi, boli:
“Agar tum muh kaala na kar paaye, to main zaroor shor machaungi!”

Naughty Jokes in English

Pappu and his girlfriend were driving at night.
Pappu stopped the car in a deserted spot and said,
“If I do something naughty with you, you won’t scream, right?”
His bold girlfriend replied,
“If you can’t do something naughty… then I definitely will scream!”

Non Veg Double meaning jokes in Hindi

पप्पू और उसकी गर्लफ्रेंड रात को कार में जा रहे थे।
पप्पू ने एक सूनसान जगह पर कार रोक कर कहा, अगर मैं तुम्हारे साथ मुंह कला करूँ, तो तुम शोर तो नहीं मचाओगी?
गर्लफ्रेंड भी बिंदास थी बोली, अगर तुम मुंह काला ना कर सके तो, मैं जरूर शोर मचाऊंगी।

3 Killer non veg jokes in English | dirty jokes in english

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
“Mother, where do babies come from?”
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.”
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his p e nis in the mommy’s v a gina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.
The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s p e nis in your mouth.
What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

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A little boy goes to school but brings in a cat with him. The teacher asks him “Why did you bring your cat in school?” The little boy replies, “Well, I heard my daddy telling Mommy when the kids leave I’m gonna eat that pu**y up.”

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A man and woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, “Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!”. The woman says, “Me too, you’ve been eating grass for the past ten minutes!”