Ande Foot Jaayenge

Ek Bar Train Main bahut bheed thi,
Aur Baathroom ke paas ek Bori rakhi hui thi,
Ek Aadmi us bori par jaise hi baithne laga to ek lady boli,
Us Bori par mat baitho, Ande foot jaayenge.
Aadmi bola, itni bheed main aise bori main
ande leke kyun chalti ho??
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Lady boli, Abe chutiye,
Bori main to keel hai,
Ande tere foot jaayenge.