Ultimate Doctor and Santa

Published

9 years ago

February 1, 2017

Doctor – I am sorry, Operation ke Waqt Rubber ke Gloves..
Aapke pet main hi reh gaye.
Dobara operation karna Padega…
Santa – Abey, pagal hai kya?
Ye le 20 rupaye… naya le lena..😆

Santa ki Biwi ka Kidnap

Published

7 years ago

April 24, 2018

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Santa ki biwi Kidnap ho jati hai

Kidnapper – Teri biwi mere kabze mein hai,

Saboot ke taur par ungli bhej raha hu

Santa – Saboot pakka nahi hai, MUNDI bhej MUNDI…

in Hindi

सांता की बीवी किडनैप हो जाती है

किडनैपर – तेरी बीवी मेरे कब्ज़े में है,

सबूत के तौर पर एक ऊँगली भेज रहा हूँ

सांता – सबूत पक्का नहीं है, मुंडी भेज मुंडी…

Teri Bhabhi Bahar gayi hai

Published

8 years ago

August 4, 2017

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Santa Banta ko apne naye ghar main lekar aata hai,
Banta – Yar Bhabhi kahi dikhai nahi de rahi hai,
Santa – Teri Bhabhi Bahar gayi hai nahi to tujhe
Garma Garam Chai pilata,
Banta – Sale Kanzoosii ki bhi had hoti hai,
Santa – wo kaise?
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Banta – Bhabhi Ghar main nahi hai to kya hua,
Doodh Bazar se hi le aa…

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Garam Bhabhi aur Garam Baat

Santa Ka Apni Bhabi Ke Qatal (Khoon) Ke Silsile Main Court Main Case Chal Raha Tha
Judge – “Aakhir Tumne Apni Bhabi Ka Khoon Kyu Kiya”
Santa Rote Hue – Kya Karu Judge Saab, Mere Dost Roj Mujhe Sunaya Karte The…
Ki Aaj To Teri Bhabi Ke Saath 3 Baar Sex Kiya
Koi Bolta Ki, Kal Rat Teri Bhabi Ne Muh Main Liya
Koi Kahta, Main To Aaj Teri Babhi Ke Liye Bra And Panty Kharidunga…
Bas Maine Dukhi ho gaya aur Uska Qatal Kar Diya…

Samajhdar ke liye Ishara Kaphi hota hai…

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Santa ko Tharak chadi aur Nano Book kar aaya

Published

11 years ago

June 21, 2014

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Santa ko Tharak chadi to KOTHE par gaya

KOTHE par ladkiyo ki quality ke basis par name rakhe the
Accord – 10000
Civic – 9000
Verna – 8000
Swift – 3000
i10 – 1000
Nano – 500
Santa ko kam paise main kaam chalana tha isliye Nano book karke room main pahunch gaya
Room main kuch der baad 1 HIZZdE ko bheja gaya
Santa – oye teri… ye kya Bkchodi hai, Maal kaha hai Maal
KOTHE ki Malkin – oye sardar ji Nano ka Engion Peeche hi hota hai…