Santa ki biwi Kidnap ho jati hai

Kidnapper – Teri biwi mere kabze mein hai,

Saboot ke taur par ungli bhej raha hu

Santa – Saboot pakka nahi hai, MUNDI bhej MUNDI…

in Hindi

सांता की बीवी किडनैप हो जाती है

किडनैपर – तेरी बीवी मेरे कब्ज़े में है,

सबूत के तौर पर एक ऊँगली भेज रहा हूँ

सांता – सबूत पक्का नहीं है, मुंडी भेज मुंडी…

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Santa Banta ko apne naye ghar main lekar aata hai,
Banta – Yar Bhabhi kahi dikhai nahi de rahi hai,
Santa – Teri Bhabhi Bahar gayi hai nahi to tujhe
Garma Garam Chai pilata,
Banta – Sale Kanzoosii ki bhi had hoti hai,
Santa – wo kaise?
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Banta – Bhabhi Ghar main nahi hai to kya hua,
Doodh Bazar se hi le aa…

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Garam Bhabhi aur Garam Baat

Santa Ka Apni Bhabi Ke Qatal (Khoon) Ke Silsile Main Court Main Case Chal Raha Tha
Judge – “Aakhir Tumne Apni Bhabi Ka Khoon Kyu Kiya”
Santa Rote Hue – Kya Karu Judge Saab, Mere Dost Roj Mujhe Sunaya Karte The…
Ki Aaj To Teri Bhabi Ke Saath 3 Baar Sex Kiya
Koi Bolta Ki, Kal Rat Teri Bhabi Ne Muh Main Liya
Koi Kahta, Main To Aaj Teri Babhi Ke Liye Bra And Panty Kharidunga…
Bas Maine Dukhi ho gaya aur Uska Qatal Kar Diya…

Samajhdar ke liye Ishara Kaphi hota hai…

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