Ek bar Pappu first time Plane main Baitha
Jase hi Plane ka agla Tyre uthne laga
To Pappu ne Pilot se kaha..
Sala main pahale se hi dara hua hu aur tu stunt maar raha hai.

Bhagwan Pappu se – Beta kya chahiye…
Pappu – 1 Job, 1 badi si car aur usme Dher sari Ladkiya,
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Bhagwan – Tathastu,
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Aaj Pappu Girls school ki Bus ka Driver hai..

Soch samajh ke mango, Aaj kal Bhagwan bhi smart hai.

Ek bar PAPPU Aam ke ped par patthar mar ke Aam todne ki kosis kar raha tha..
Lekin har bar Nishana chook raha tha….
Jab bhi Nishana chukta….toh wo zor se chillata…”Iski behn ki…Saala Nishana chuuk gaya…”
Wahan se ek Saadhu baba ja raha tha…usne gaaliya suni to wo gussa ho gaya….
Saadhu : Dekho bachha, aise nahi bolte…
PAPPU ne fir patthar mara aur fir chillaya…”Iski behn ki…Saala firse Nishana chuuk gaya…”
Saadhu : Dekho bachha, aise nahi bolte…
PAPPU ne fir patthar mara aur fir chillaya…”Iski behn ki…Saala firse Nishana chuuk gaya….”
Ab Saadhu ko gussa aaya….
Saadhu : Ja mein tujhe Shraap deta hoon, Ab agar firse tune galat bola…to aasman se TEER(arrow) aayega aur tere pichwade mein gush jayega…

PAPPU ne fir patthar mara aur fir chillaya…”Iski behn ki…..Saala firse Nishana chuuk gaya…”

Ab Bijli kadkti hai… aur aasman se ek TEER aaker Saadhu ke pichwade mein gush jaata hai…

Aasman se uparwaale ki awwaz aati hai….”Iski behn ki…Saala Nishana chuuk gaya…”