Aur Kaisi Rahi Suhagrat ki Majedar Baat Kahani

Jab Ladki ki Suhagrat ke baad uski Saheli Puchhti hai
Aur Kaisi rahi Suhagrat?
To Wo batati hai
Aaye the wo der se, Dil jala diya,
Pahale kiya Gate band, Phir Deepak Bhuja diya
Pahale khel khelne laga Seena Tatolkar,
Fir khel khelne laga Under-wear khol kar,

Ek Jang aisi chhidi Palang par,
Gole wali Toup rakh di Surang par,
Hontho par firayi Toup aur bola wo Itrakar,
Badi mast ice-cream hai darling, chusss mann lagakar.
Sharmai mai bahut or samajh main kuch nahi aaya,
Khola muh or lagi chusssnea fir maza bada aaya,

Fir Usne top rakh di Surang par,
Dhakke pe dhakke mare usne andar daal kar,
Tez karta raha raftar wo meri cheekh-pukar par…
Iske baad uthaya aur ghodi mujhe banaya,
Daal ke danda galat jagah par Tanga khoob chalaya.
Fir se kiya mujhe sidha or taaange meri uthayi,
Aise karke dono taraf se usne meri band bajayi,
Aaya jab aakhri time ahsaas gajab ka hua,
Us pal ke baad hardam yeh mann me aata hai,
Din-raat bas aisi hi suhagraat manane ko jee chahta
hai.
Tujhse bas yahi kahungi manale tu bhi Suhagraat,
Mat kar shadi ka intzaar,
Pakad le jo bhi mile kyunki
Ye jawani yeh waqt, aayenge na bar-bar

JAI Ho Baba Suhagraati…