Santa ko Tharak chadi to KOTHE par gaya

KOTHE par ladkiyo ki quality ke basis par name rakhe the
Accord – 10000
Civic – 9000
Verna – 8000
Swift – 3000
i10 – 1000
Nano – 500
Santa ko kam paise main kaam chalana tha isliye Nano book karke room main pahunch gaya
Room main kuch der baad 1 HIZZdE ko bheja gaya
Santa – oye teri… ye kya Bkchodi hai, Maal kaha hai Maal
KOTHE ki Malkin – oye sardar ji Nano ka Engion Peeche hi hota hai…

Santa Ek Doctor ke pass gaya aur pucha – Doctor Sahab ghar chalkar chek-up karne ki kya Fees hai
Doctor ne kuch socha aur bola – 300 Rupaye
Santa – Ok thik hai chaliye
Itna sunte hi Doctor ne apni BIKE nikali aur Santa ke sath uske ghar chale pada
Ghar ja kar Doctor ne pucha – Mariz kaha hai…
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Santa – are Mariz -wariz koi nahi hai, Taxi wala 500 rupaye maang raha tha aur tum 300 main le aae.

Santa ki maa puttar tujhay yahan se
jalindhar janay mein 1 din laga aur
wapas aanay mein 3 din wo bhi nayi car se
Santa – maa ye car banane wale bhi
pagal hein janey ke liye 4 gear
or aaney ke liay sirf 1 (revers) gear

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Santa ko Phasi ki Saja hui
Jailer : Phasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa : Biwi Se
Jailer : Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa : Maa-Baap to agla janm lete hi mil jyenge

biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!!

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GumSuda Bachhe ki Talash – Hindi TATTI Potty Jokes Chutkule

Jaruri Soochna – गुमशुदा बच्चे की तलाश

Ek Bachha jiski Age 2 years hai, Laal rang ki Chaddi Pahani hui hai,
Agar apko mile to Fauran uski Chaddi utaar kar uski TATTI dho dena

Dhanyvaad.

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Santa Ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha… Hindi Teacher ne usko ped par ULTA latakne ki saza di…
Thodi der Latakne ke baad Santa Neeche gir gaya…
Teacher: Thak gaye kya ?
Santa: Nahi ab pakk gaya

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Banta dairy likh raha tha
Aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala hai pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki,
Isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki main
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Mama banunga ya mami…

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Santa: Agar raat ko Macchar kate to kya karna chahiye
Banta: Khuzla kar so jana Chahiye, Tum RajniKant nahi ho jo Machhar ko pakadkar SORRY Bulwaoge…

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Teacher: “Ye Kitaab Kiski Hai? “
Santa : ” Kagaz Ki Hai “
Teacher : ” Ye To Main Bhi Janta Hoon “
Santa : ” To Harami Fir Puch Kyu Raha Hai? “

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Bhikhari Santa se: Sahab 10 Rupee de do.. Chaye pini hai,
Santa: Chaye to 5 ki aati hai!
Bhikari: Meri Girl friend bhi Piyegi,
Santa: Bhikari ne bhi Girl Friend bana li!
Bhikari: Nahi Sahab, Girl Friend ne Bhikari bana diya…

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Santa public toilet mai gaya to diwar per likha tha “Duniya Chand pe Pahuch gai or tu Yaha baitha Hai”
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Santa niche likh aya “Bas TATTI kar ke HUm bhi nikal rahe hain”

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Santa : (Football ke maidan par Banta se)– Are ye log bar bar Ball ko kyu maar rahe hai ?
Banta : Are wo log Gol kar rahe hain,
Santa : Are ball to pahale se hi Gol hai, Aur kitna Gol karenge….

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Santa : Aaj Rat main nahi Souunga,
Banta : Kyu ?
Santa : kyuki kal raat sapane main meri kisi se Ladaii ho gayi thi, Aaj wo Bande le kar aayega….

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Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta : Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa : Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.

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Girl : Will u marry me?
Santa : No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai.
Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa : Who r u?
Girl : Seeta here.
Santa : Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.

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Banta: Apki Patni kho gayi hai, Aapne Police main kyu nahi Bataya,
Santa: kyuki jab mera Scooter kho gaya tha to Police walo ne 15-20 din chala kar wapas kiya tha…

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Santa ke Pita America se Wapas aaye !
Pita: teri Ma kaha hai,
Santa: wo to Mar gayi,
Pita: To tumne bataya kyu nahi,
Santa: Mane socha apko Surprise dunga…