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Santa ki Biwi ka Kidnap

htsmasti — Tue, 24 Apr 2018 17:30:52 +0000

Santa ki biwi Kidnap ho jati hai

Kidnapper – Teri biwi mere kabze mein hai,

Saboot ke taur par ungli bhej raha hu

Santa – Saboot pakka nahi hai, MUNDI bhej MUNDI…

in Hindi

सांता की बीवी किडनैप हो जाती है

किडनैपर – तेरी बीवी मेरे कब्ज़े में है,

सबूत के तौर पर एक ऊँगली भेज रहा हूँ

सांता – सबूत पक्का नहीं है, मुंडी भेज मुंडी…

Ultimate Doctor and Santa

htsmasti — Wed, 01 Feb 2017 07:59:00 +0000

Doctor – I am sorry, Operation ke Waqt Rubber ke Gloves..
Aapke pet main hi reh gaye.
Dobara operation karna Padega…
Santa – Abey, pagal hai kya?
Ye le 20 rupaye… naya le lena..

Ye Koi Aam Shampoo Nahi Hai

htsmasti — Mon, 01 Jun 2015 17:48:00 +0000

Santa ka Shampoo wala Joke

Santa shampoo ko Sar ke sath – sath kandho per bhi laga raha tha
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Wife ne pucha – Kandho per shampu kyun laga rahe ho?
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Santa – Are Bewkoof ye koi aam shampu nahi hai
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Head & Shoulder hai.

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Most Popular Joke of the Day

htsmasti — Wed, 22 Jan 2014 16:42:00 +0000

Santa Ek Doctor ke pass gaya aur pucha – Doctor Sahab ghar chalkar chek-up karne ki kya Fees hai
Doctor ne kuch socha aur bola – 300 Rupaye
Santa – Ok thik hai chaliye
Itna sunte hi Doctor ne apni BIKE nikali aur Santa ke sath uske ghar chale pada
Ghar ja kar Doctor ne pucha – Mariz kaha hai…
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Santa – are Mariz -wariz koi nahi hai, Taxi wala 500 rupaye maang raha tha aur tum 300 main le aae.