Pati Patni SaXX kar rahe the,
Tabhi Patni ne bola
Patni – Mujhe Khusi (ख़ुशी) Chahiye
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Pati – Uske liye mujhe Condom (कंडोम) Utarna (उतारना) Padega…

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Patni Apne Pati Se Puchti Hai – “Suno Ji, In Kutton (कुत्तों) Ko Kaise Pata Chalta Hai Ki
Kutiya (कुतिया) Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai?”
Pati – “Unhe Soongh (सूंघ) Kar Pata Chalta Hai”
Patni Gusse Se Boli – “To Bhonsdi Ke Tujhe Jukaam (जुकाम) Hai Kya?”

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Santa Ki Biwi TV Dekh Rahi Thi…
Santa bola – “Kya Din Raat Cooking Show Dekhti Rehti Hai?”
Biwi – “Aap to Chup Hi Raho, Aapko Kya”
Santa – “Arrey, Fir Bhi Tujhe Khana Banana To Aata Hi Nahi Hai”
Biwi – “Aur Aap Bhi To Din Raat Blue Film Dekhte Rehte Ho, Maine Kuch Kaha?”