Pati Aur Patni ke Majedar Hindi Chutkule Jokes

Pati ka GOA Tour – Hindi Chutkule

Patni – Tum Goa ja rahe ho to mujhe sath kyu nahi le jate,
Pati – Are Pagli, koi Hotel jata hai to TiFFin sath le jata hai kya?

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Mammi aur Uncle ka Pyaar

Bachha – Mammi Papa ne Naukrani ke sath…
Maa – bas beta tumhare papa aae to unke samne mujhe batana, main aaj dekh lungi Unko…
Saam ko jab Bacche ke Papa aae to
Maa – Han beta Aap morning main kya bol rahe the,
Bachha – wo na papa naukrani ke sath wahi kar rahe the jo Upar wale Uncle App ke sath karte hain.
Maa Behosh

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चुड़ैल भी औरत ही होती है: Husband Wife Hindi Chutkule

Ek Chudaal ne Sadi Suda jode se kaha, Main tum dono ki 1-1 wish puri kar sakti hu
Biwi – Mian apne pati ke sath puri duniya ki visit karna chahti hu
Chudel ne Charkhi ghumai aur 2 tickets aa gai,
fir pati se pucha ki tum kya chahte ho
Pati – Mujhe apne se 30 year choti patni chahiye
Chudeel ne charkhi ghumai aur pati ko 90 years ka bana diya
Morel : Aadmi ko yaad rakhna chahiye kiChudeel bhi Aurat hoti hai

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संता ऑफिस से वापस आया, संता- कहाँ हो जानू?
बीवी मूवी देख रही थी,
संता की बीवी- बाहुबली बड़ी अच्छी है देख लो, संता मोबाइल लेकर गैलरी से बाहर जाने लगा,
बीवी- कमीने मैंने बोला बाहुबली, बाजूवाली नहीं

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Patni Ne Apne Pati Se Pucha – Agar Ye Duniya 20 Minutes Mein Khatam Hone Wali Ho To Tum Sabse Pehle Kya Karnaa Chahogee?
Pati – Yar Simple Si Baat Hai, Main Sex Karna Chahungaa
Patni – To Fir Baki Ke 19 Minutes Kya Karoge?

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