Pappu Phone Par – Hello ji, Ye Kaha Ka Number Hai ?

Police wala – Police Station …

Pappu – Aur apke Haath Main Kya Hai?

Police wala – Danda Hai, Kyun?

Pappu – To Apne Peeche Le Lo Isko…

Ye Bol kar Pappu Ne Phone Kaat Diya. Police wale Ne Number Nikaal Ke Usi Number Pe Phone Kiya To Pappu Ki Maa Ne Phone Uthaya.

Police wala – Yaha Se Kisi Bachche Ne Phone Kiya Aur Kaha Ke Danda Apne Pichwaade Main Daal Lo…

Maa – Kitni Der Pehale?

Police wala – 10 Minute Ho Gaye.

Maa – Ohh… Sorry… Kaafi Der Ho Gayi, Nikaal Lo… Aap Bhi Kahan Bachche Ki Baaton Mein Aa Gaye… ??????