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Ladkiyo ke Best Hindi Chutkule

htsmasti — Sat, 17 Dec 2016 10:44:00 +0000

Ladkiyo ke Hindi Chutkule – Funny Mast Ladki Jokes in Hindi

एक सुंदर औरत क्रिकेट का मैच देख रही थी
और
चेहरे पर इंडिया के झंडे का नक्शा था,
एक बजुर्ग पास आया
और
उसके चेहरे को चूम कर बोला
कितना सुंदर है मेरा भारत।

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एक लड़की की शादी से दो दिन पहले उसकी
सहेली ने पूछा – शादी की सारी
तैयारियां कर ली क्या?
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लड़की – हाँ दोनों SIM नाले में फेंक दिया, फ़ोन तो Format कर दिया है,
Facebook भी Deactivate कर दिया है,
बस तू अपना मुँह बंद रखीयो।

Ek Ladka Ladki ke Baap Se bola – Main Aapki Beti Ka Haath Maangne Aaya Huu.
Ladki Ka Baap bola – Kyun?
Ladka – Kyu Ki Ab Mere HAATH Thak Chuke Hain…
SMS Kar Kar ke!

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Ek Ladki – “Koi Btayega Ki Doodh Aur Ladki Main Kya Farq Hota Hai”
Pinky – “Ja Pagli Tujhe Itna Bhi Nai Pata,

Doodh Jab Gharam Hota Hai To Malayi Uper Aati Hai, Aur Ladki Jab Garam Ho To Malayi Niche Aati Hai”

Non Veg Jokes
Boy Girl Sexy Jokes

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Shadi ke baad kya hoga?

htsmasti — Fri, 16 Dec 2016 07:41:00 +0000

Ladki ne Apni Saheli se pucha – Shadi ke baad kya hoga?

लड़की ने सहेली से कहा, बहुत डर लग रहा है। शादी के बाद क्या होगा?

सहेली : पगली डर मत। मोदी जी की बात याद नहीं?

लड़की : क्या बहना?

सहेली: 50 दिन तक तकलीफ होगी, फिर तो मजा आने लगेगा!!

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Bhai Ladkiya bahut tej hain aajkal

htsmasti — Fri, 04 Mar 2016 17:59:00 +0000

Sabse Latest aur ekdum FAADU Joke
Ek Ladke ke Proposal ko Ladki ne thukra diya
To Ladka ne bola
Jitna Dimaag tujhme hai, Utna Dimag to mera Kharab rahta hai…
Ladki ne bahut hi Khubsurat reply kiya,
“Abe ChuutiYe” jitna tujhme KHOON hai na, Utna to har mahine PERIODS main nikal deti hu…
Bhai Ladkiya bahut tej hain aajkal

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boys ki salary or girls ke periods

htsmasti — Tue, 04 Mar 2014 17:19:00 +0000

Boys ki SALARY or Girls ke PERIODS

Ek Jaise Hote hain..
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30 din Main 1 baar hi Aate Hain Or
5-6 din Main Khatam Ho Jate Hain.
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Late Aaye To Tension oR agar Na Aaye To
Samjho Watt Lag Gayi…

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Ek Call Girl aur Ek Buddha Uncle

htsmasti — Mon, 13 Jan 2014 17:03:00 +0000

Ek Call Girl aur Ek 70 years ka buddha Uncle
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Call Girl – “Uncle, Aap Ek Baar Try Karo Na.
Uncle – “Main nahi Kar Paaunga”
Call Girl – Are Aao Uncle, Ek bar Try to karo
Uncle ne apna Khada Kiya
Aur Call Girl Ki Thokk Di..
Call Girl jor se chillayi “Hayy Main Mar Gayi… Aap to Bol Rahe the Ki Kar Nahi Paaunga..?
Uncle – Wo to main payment ke baare main bol raha tha…

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