Sabse Latest aur ekdum FAADU Joke
Ek Ladke ke Proposal ko Ladki ne thukra diya
To Ladka ne bola
Jitna Dimaag tujhme hai, Utna Dimag to mera Kharab rahta hai…
Ladki ne bahut hi Khubsurat reply kiya,
“Abe ChuutiYe” jitna tujhme KHOON hai na, Utna to har mahine PERIODS main nikal deti hu…
Bhai Ladkiya bahut tej hain aajkal

Boys ki SALARY or Girls ke PERIODS

Ek Jaise Hote hain..
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30 din Main 1 baar hi Aate Hain Or
5-6 din Main Khatam Ho Jate Hain.
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Late Aaye To Tension oR agar Na Aaye To
Samjho Watt Lag Gayi…

Ek bar 2 Nangi Ladkiyo ne bank ko loot liya..
Bahar aate hi 1 boli – Chal ab jaldi se kapde pehan le, koi pehchan nahi payega..
Quki kisi bhi kamine ne shakal to dekhi hi nahi hogi.

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Ladki – Agar main mar jau to tum kya karoge
Ladka – Main bhi mar jaunga..

Ladki – Par Kyu?
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Ladka – Yar tere chakkar main udhari itni ho gayi hai ki
jeena mushkil hai..

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Ladki Ka Kiss Seen

Ek Ladki Doctor ke pass apne Lips dikhane gayi..
Doctor – Lips Kaise Fate?
Ladki – Kiss Kar Rahi Thi Ki achanak Kisi Ne
Darwaza Knock
Kiya Or Us Kamine Ne Ghabra Ke
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Zip Band Kar Li..

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Ladki Ke Baap Ne Vidai Ke Waqt Dulhe Se Kaha “Beta ab hamari Izzat Tumhare Haath Mein Hai…
Dulha Bola – “Aap Chinta Mat Kijiye – Aaj Hi Loot Loonga!”

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1 Budha ek Ladki Se Takrya
Budha – Sorry
Ladki – Stupid… dikhta nahi hai kya
Tabhi ek Ladka us Se Takrya
Ladka – Sorry
Ladki – It’s Ok
Budha – Bahenkilorry Meri Sorry Ki Spelling Galat Thi Kya…

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Ek Cute se bachhe ko dekh kar Ek Ladki ne uske Gaal par KISS kar diya
Ladki : I am Sorry, Apke Gaal par Lipstik Lag gayi
Bachaa : It’s OK baby, “Kuch achha karne se agar DAAG lagte hain to DAAG achhe hain”