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Ab kya chahte ho bhai

htsmasti — Wed, 28 Sep 2016 07:01:00 +0000

Ladka – Sir, main apki beti se pichle 21 saal se payar karta hu.
Ladki ka baap – to ab kya chahte ho?
Ladka – Sadi.
Ladki ka baap – Thank God! Maine socha sayad tum Pension chahte ho

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Ragging wala Joke

htsmasti — Mon, 05 Oct 2015 18:00:00 +0000

Ek Collage main Ragging ke waqt ladko ne
ek ladki se pucha,
Ek – sawal ka jawab Do…
Sawal – Patna kahan hai ?
Ladki – Bihar main.
Boys – yahi pat jao yar itni dur jaane ki kya zarurat hai

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Ek 9 saal ke Ladke par rape ka aarope

htsmasti — Wed, 07 Jan 2015 17:37:00 +0000

Ek 9 saal ke Ladke par ek ladki Rape karne ka Aarope lagati hai,
Mukadma Adalat main chala jata hai,
Ladke ki Vakil uski tunni ko pakadkar – Jajj saab kya iski Tunni ko dekhkar apko lagta hai ki ye ladka rape kar sakta hai,
Ladka – Vakil sahiba aap isko jayada mat hilaoo nahi to hum ye ‘CASE HAAR JAYENGE‘

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Define a Girl and Boy

htsmasti — Sat, 03 Sep 2011 12:36:00 +0000

Define a Girl:-

Ek party mai jaane ke liye tyaari karti hai..

Eye shadow

Eye liner

Lip gloss

lipstick

nail paints

Flitter

Rouge blush

Diff creams

Kajal

Wear the best dress with heals And still say….kya yaar jaldi jaldi mai kuch kiya hi nahi।

Define a Boy:-

Ek party mai jaane ke liye tyaari…..
Calls his friends & ask, Bhai tu naha ke aayga kya.??
Reply:- Chal be tere Baap ke barat hai kya….

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