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Ladka aur Ladki ki Takkar ho Gayi

htsmasti — Tue, 11 Dec 2018 17:36:05 +0000

Ladka Ladki Jokes | Ladka aur Ladki ki Takkar

Ek Ladke ki Bike se Scooty Wali Ladki ki Takkar ho gayi
Public ne Ladke ko Khoob jamkar Mara,
Usko Buri tarah Peeta,
Fir Ladki aur Scooty ko Uthaya
Ek Aadmi Ladki se bola – Apko Lagi to nahi??
Ladki – Nahi, ye to Roj ka kaam hai…Scooty Chalana Seekh rahi hu na

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Yamraj – Main Teri Jaan lene aaya hu..
Ladka – Le Jaiye, Wo Pados main 3 Ghar Chodkar rahati hai..Uska naam Soniya hai

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Ek Takla Ladka aur uski Girl Friend

htsmasti — Thu, 06 Dec 2018 17:27:39 +0000

Takla Ladka aur uski Girl Friend – Ladka Ladki Jokes Chutkule

Ek Takla (टकला) Bina Colar (कॉलर) ki T-Shirt main Ladki se Puchta hai – Kiasa lag raha hu??
Ladki – Chodo (छोडो) janu
Takla Ladka – Are bata na
Ladki – Rahane do yar kya batauu…
Takla – Are bata bhi…tujhe meri kasam
Ladki – Yar tum aise lag rahe ho…jaise Fate (फटे) hue shocks (मौजे) se Angutha (अंगूठा) bahar nikal aaya ho…

Ek Kali Ladki aur Jaadugar

htsmasti — Mon, 03 Dec 2018 16:51:41 +0000

Kali Ladki aur Jadugar ke Jokes

Ek Gaon main Ek Jaadugar Aaya,
Usne Ek Kaali Ladki ko Bulaya,
Us KAALI Ladki Ko Jaadugar Ne Jaadu Se Pankh
Laga Diye,,
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Kali LADKI – Are Wah Main PARI Ban Gayi
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Pichhe Se Ek Ladka Bola –
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Nahi Re Tu To CHAMGADAD (चमगादड़) Ban Gayi !!

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Ladka Ladki Movie Dekhne Gaye

htsmasti — Sat, 22 Sep 2018 12:36:19 +0000

Ladka Ladki Movie Dekhne ke liye Gaye.
Andhera Hote Hi Ladka Ladki Se Chhed-khani Shuru Kar Deta Hai.
Thodi Der Bad Ladki Ladke Se Kehati Hai – “Jaanu, Anguthi Nikal Lo Atak Jayegi.”
Ladka Bolta Hai – “Anguthi To Kab Ki Nikal Li Janu, Ye To Meri Ghadi (Watch) Hai.

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Aaj kal ka Gajab Fashion

htsmasti — Sat, 03 Oct 2015 18:00:00 +0000

Bal Badhane ka Fashion Ladka Ladki Jokes/h2>

Mom – Are Beta tum apne baal kyun nahi katwate?
Son – Tum samajhti nahi ho Maa, Ye fashion hai
Mom – Are idiot…! Ladke wale teri behan ko dekhne ke liye aaye the aur tujhe pasand kar gaye hain

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Ek 9 saal ke Ladke par rape ka aarope

htsmasti — Wed, 07 Jan 2015 17:37:00 +0000

Ek 9 saal ke Ladke par ek ladki Rape karne ka Aarope lagati hai,
Mukadma Adalat main chala jata hai,
Ladke ki Vakil uski tunni ko pakadkar – Jajj saab kya iski Tunni ko dekhkar apko lagta hai ki ye ladka rape kar sakta hai,
Ladka – Vakil sahiba aap isko jayada mat hilaoo nahi to hum ye ‘CASE HAAR JAYENGE‘

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Define a Girl and Boy

htsmasti — Sat, 03 Sep 2011 12:36:00 +0000

Define a Girl:-

Ek party mai jaane ke liye tyaari karti hai..

Eye shadow

Eye liner

Lip gloss

lipstick

nail paints

Flitter

Rouge blush

Diff creams

Kajal

Wear the best dress with heals And still say….kya yaar jaldi jaldi mai kuch kiya hi nahi।

Define a Boy:-

Ek party mai jaane ke liye tyaari…..
Calls his friends & ask, Bhai tu naha ke aayga kya.??
Reply:- Chal be tere Baap ke barat hai kya….

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