Kids Jokes Archives - Wishes, Chutkule | Jokes, Latest Funny Hindi Chutkule, Shayari - HTSMasti Thu, 21 Jun 2018 17:32:48 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.2 https://www.heretosharemasti.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/holding-hands-65x65.jpg Kids Jokes Archives - Wishes, Chutkule | Jokes, Latest Funny Hindi Chutkule, Shayari - HTSMasti 32 32 Aaj ke Funny Hindi Jokes for Kids https://www.heretosharemasti.com/aaj-ke-funny-hindi-jokes-for-kids/ https://www.heretosharemasti.com/aaj-ke-funny-hindi-jokes-for-kids/#respond Tue, 19 Jun 2018 07:06:14 +0000 http://www.heretosharemasti.com/?p=1020 Kids jokes in hindi Bachon Ke Chutkule Hindi. Funny Kids Jokes. Monu PAPA se – Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo. Papa thandi saans lete hue : Beta, itna bada to abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon. *********** बच्चो के लिए हिंदी चुटकुले. नॉटी […]

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Monu PAPA se – Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo.
Papa thandi saans lete hue : Beta, itna bada to abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon.

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बच्चो के लिए हिंदी चुटकुले. नॉटी बच्चो के ऊपर जोक्स. Hindi jokes on Kids.

टीचर – कल तुम कोचिंग नहीं आये कहाँ थे.?

स्टुडेंट – वो कल हमारे यहां मंदिर में
ब्युटीफुल ट्रेजडी था ना, इसलिए नहीं आ पाया।

टीचर – ब्युटीफुल ट्रेजडी से मतलब ?

स्टुडेंट – मतलब सुन्दर काण्ड था।

टीचर अभी भी सदमें है…

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Maths teacher asks pappu what are 2,4,10,17.
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The boy replies they are HBO, ZOOM, SONY and POGO.

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Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.
Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:

Buddha aadmi : Kya kar rahe ho beta?

Baccha – Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.

Buddha aadmi (ghanti bajane ke baad) – Yeh lo bajgaya, ab kya hai?

Baccha – Ab bhago!

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Kid (phone par) – Madam, mera beta aaj school nahi aaygea?

Madam – Aap kon bol rahe ho?

Funny Kid – Mere papa bol rahe hain.

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नोबिता, शिजुका, जियान, छोटा भीम डोरेमोन ओर दो वो हरामखोर मोटू पतलू 😂😂😂😂😭😝😝

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Wo Kaun se 7 Bacche hain Jo Na Khud Study karte hain aur na Dusre bachhon ko Study karne dete hain?
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Nobita, Sizuka, Jiyan, Chota Bheem, Doremon, aur do wo Harmkhor MOTU aur PATLU 😂😂😂😂😭😝😝

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I know 10 True Facts about you…
Fact 1 – You are reading these facts.
Fact 2 – You can’t say the letter ‘M’ without touching your lips.
Fact 3 – You just tried it…
Fact 4 – You’re now smiling.
Fact 6 – You’re now smiling or laughing again.

Fact 7 – You didn’t notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8 – You just checked it.
Fact 9 – You’re smiling again.
Fact 10 – You like this and now you’re going to rate or comment.

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Funny Classroom Jokes for Kids

Teacher asked the students to tell the importance of the year 1809.
Tom stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was born”
Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance of another year 1819
Then Sam suddenly stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was ten years old”

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Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A. He wanted cold hard cash!

Q. Why didn’t the orange win the race?
A. It ran out of juice.

Q. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7, 8, 9.

Q. How do you know when it’s time to go to the dentist?
A. When it’s Tooth-irty!!! (2:30 p.m.)

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