Bhagwan – Beta… koi Mannat Mango…
Rohit– Please mujhe phir se Unmarried kar dijiye..
Bhagwan : “beta “MANNAT” Mango “JANNAT” nahi…

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Conductor – bache ka ticket???
Rajasthani Lady – Iiko be ticket lage Hai Ke??
Conductor – Ha Lage Hai…
Rajasthani Lady : Arey… Magar… Yo to abhi bi maro BOBLO Chuse hai.
Conductor : Arey BOBLO to Iiko baap bhi chuse hai, to uke be free me bithau k baavri.???

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Father 2 son: When i beat you How do you control your anger?.. ?
Son: By cleaning toilet…
Father: What is my loss
Son: I clean toilet with your tooth brush

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Palang Tod Joke
Pati Gaana Gaa raha tha – Main Duniya Hila
dunga Teri Chahat main..
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Patni– Rahne do Raat ko Khatiya to Hila
Nahi pate, Duniya kya Khak Hilaoge.?.

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Bhikhari – Behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary – Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika – Pehli bar kisine behan kaha!

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Ek Nursery class ka baccha bola – “Ma’am main aap ko kaisa lagta hoon ???
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Ma’am – “So Sweet”
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Baccha apni side ke ladke se bola – “Dekha maine kaha tha na line marti hai…