Jaat ke popular Chutkule jokes

Ek baar ek Jat ne Ek Medak(frog) se Pucha
kya Jaatto main Dimag hota hai?
Medak bola – nahi, aur paani Main Kood Gaya
Aur jaat pura din sochta raha ki isme sucide karne wali kya baat thi…

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Once Jaat got an SMS from his Girl Friend – “I Miss You“
Jat ne bahut soch kar 2 ghante baad reply kya,
“I Mr. You“

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Jaat (Police Station ja kar bola) – Mujhe phone par Dhamki Mil rahi hai,
Inspector – Kaun de raha hai?
Jat – BSNL wale! kahte hain : agar bill nahi bhara to KAAT denge.