Ek Naukrani Ko Ghar Ka Kaam Karte time Ek Condom Mila, Usko Samajh Nahi Aaya Ki Ye Kya Cheez Hai,
usne Socha ki Malkin ko Jake Puchti Hun, Shayad Unhe Pata Hoga ki ye Kya Cheez Hai
Naukrani – Bibi Ji, Ye Kya Cheez Hai?
Malkin Ne Hairan Ho kar Pucha – Tumhe Nahi Pata Kya, Tumhare Yaha Sexx Nahi Karte?
Naukrani ne Kuch Der Socha Phir Hairani Se Boli – “Haan Karte To Hai, Par Itna Bhi Nahi Ki LODE Ki Khaal Hi Utar Jaye”

Seexx Ke Waqt Ladki Apni Tange Faila Ke apne Boyfriend Se Puchti Hai…
Ladki – “Yar Hamare Bachhe Ka Naam Kya Hoga?”
Ladka Condom Pahan Ke Bola – “Agar Iske Baad Bhi kuch Ho Gaya To uska name JAADOO Rakhenge”

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Bachhe ne apni Mom ki Breast dekhi aur pucha..
Child – Mom Ye Kya Hai?
Mom – Ye Gubbare Hai
Child – Fir Mousi Ke Chote Kyun hai?
Mom – wo Tune Kab Dekhe?
Child – Jab Papa Unme Hawa Bhar Rahe The tab…

Husband to Wife – Munna yahi se bahar aata hai na??
Wife Muskurate hue – Han but tum isme mat Jhanko,
abhi Nazar nahi aayega, bahut chota Suraakh (hole) hai..
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Husband – Yaar phir bhi dekhne to do na, Husband ne Surakh main se Jhanka par use kuch bhi Nazar nahi aaya..
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Thodi der Baad…

School ki Bell bajti hai..

Munna Bahar aata hai,

Aur husband wife Munne ko le kar Ghar chale jate hai..
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Moral – Surakh Gate Main bhi hota hai..

Lakin apki Soch ko Hamara SALAM…

Girl : Arey itna bada Munh (Mouth) main kaise aayega…
Boy : Jaldi se Munh kholo…
Girl : Oops.. Sare kapray geelay ho gaye…
Boy : Aur lo gee…

Girl : NA baba na yeh Gol Gapey tum he khaoo…

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Bansuri kisne Bajaii Majedar Ladki wala Joke | Saexi Girls Jokes

Police Ne Park Main 2 Ladke Aur 1 Ladki Ko Pakda,
Unko Pakad Ke Police Station Le Aaye Aur Inspector Ke Aage Pesh Kiya.
Inspector Ne pahale Ladke Se Pucha: “Kya Naam Hai Tera Aur Tu Udhar Kya Kar Raha Tha?
Ladka Darte Darte Bola: Sir, Mera Naam Raju Hai Aur Main Bansuri Baja Raha Tha
Inspector : “Ok, Tum Jao”
Fir Dusre Ko Bulaya Aur Usse Pucha: Tera Kya Naam Hai Aur Tu Udhar Kya Kar Raha Tha
Ladka darte Hue: Sir Ji, Mera Naam Nilesh Hai Aur Main Bhi Bansuri Baja Raha Tha
Ispector: ok, Chal Tu Bhi Ja
Ab Inspector Ne Ladki Ko Bulaya Aur Pucha: “Tum Bhi Bansuri Baja Rahi Thi Kya?
Ladki Sharmate Hue: “Nahi sir, Mera Hi Naam Bansuri Hai.

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A Boy ask to A Girl – Can you dance with me??

Girl – (with attitude) I don’t dance with a child.

Boy – Oh! Sorry Aunty! I didn’t know you are a pregnant!

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Girlfriend ko apni palko par bitha lo
De ke khushi uske sare gum chura lo
Pyar karo uski saheli ke samne itna ki
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Uski saheli bhi aa k kahe “JANU” mujhe bhi PATA
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Why Indian Girls r not in sports ?

Only 10% r playing hockey, chess etc..
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Bcoz 90% r busy in playing wid Boys… Jaanu ye, Jaanu wo, Jaanu, Jaanu,
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Jaan Le lo Jaanu Ki!!!

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Boy to Girl : Seax kartay hue zyada Maza ladki ko aata hai ya
ladkay ko?
Girl : agar tum apnay kaan (ear) main ungle (fingure) dalo
gay to kaan ko maza aata hai ya unglee ko…

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Lady Teacher : Soch aur waham main kya fark hai???.
student: Aap mast item hain, yeh hamari soch hai aur hum bacche hain, ye aapka waham hai…

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Santa : What do woman usually say after Seax?
Banta : I Luv You ?

Wrong!!

Banta : That was great?
Wrong Again!
Banta : I Luv it?
Aray Nahi Yaar….

Sahi Jawab Hai – Suno Meri BRA PANTY Kaha Rakhi Hai…

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Main to Sirf bathroom singer hu

Ladka Ladki se : Tum gana bohot acha gatey hoee ..
Ladki : Nahe yaar main to sirf bathroom singer hon,
Boy : achha… to kisi din bulao na dono mil k Mehfil jamatay hain ..

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Boy : please karne do na

Girl : Nahi bus karo ab

Boy : plz thora aur karne do plz

Girl : Kab se to kar rahe ho

Boy : bus thora aur tum sahi se khol kar raho

Girl : jaldi karo koi dekh le ga

Boy : kuch nhi hota bus thora aur

Girl : bus bahut ho gaya ab nhi karne doongi

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Boy : plz thora aur Nakal Karne do Warna Main Exam me Fail ho Jaoonga…

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Girl : I Love u Dear
Boy : Different style me propose karo na please…

Girl : Teri Lash ko Aag Lagane Ka Chance mere bete ko Dega Kya…

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Maa : Nalayak, kaha thi itni Raat tak?
Beti : Boyfriend ke saath.
Maa : Kar aayi na Muh kaala…

Beti : To kya hua maa, “Fair & Lovely” hai na?…

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Saxx Karte Time Ladki Ne Ladke Ke Upar Su Su Kar Diya
Ladka – Oh Ye Kya kar Diya
Ladki – Janu Tum Jis Jheel Ke Sapne Dekhte Ho Ye Usi Jheel Ka Paani Hai.