Holi Ke Chutkule, Holi jokes, Holi SMS, Holi Shayari, Holi Message, Happy Holi 2017

Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya,
Humne bhi Gehraai main jaana chod diya.
ye kya?
Holi se pehle hi aapne Nahana chod diya?
Happy HOLI

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Arz kiya hai
sir main dard ho to kha lo sirdard ki goli
wah wah
sir me dard ho to kha lo sirdard ki goli
Mubarak ho apko
Happy Holi – Happy Holi

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Holi par rang barse
or
Aap ke uper apno ka
pyar barse,
Rab se yahi duaa hai hamari
Aap khushi ke liye nahi, khushi aap
ke liye tarse… Wish u happy holi.

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Daru ki khushbu, Gutkke ki mithas, Ganje ki roti or charas ka saag,
bhaang kee pakode or wills ka payar, mubarak ho aapko Nashediyo ka tyohar HAPPY HOLI in advance.

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Meanwhile somewhere in China,
a gentleman by the name of ‘Ho Li‘ is still confused why billions of Indians want him to be Happy.

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Aaj Barish Mein Tere Sang Nahana Hai,
Sapna Ye Mera Kitna Suhana Hai,
Barish Ki Boondein Gire Tere Honthon Pe,
Unhe Apne Honthon Se Uthana Hai!
Happy Holi!

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Lal, Gulabi, Neela, Pila Haathon Mein Liya Samet,
Holi Ke Din Rangenge Sajni, Kar Ke Meethi Bhent.
Happy Holi!

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H: Happy Holi which is
O: Over-joyous and full of
L: Love and
I: Intimacy!

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Hawa ke Hath Paigam Bheja Hai,
Roshani ke Jariye Ek Arman Bheja Hai,
Fursat Mile To Kabul Kar Lena Is Nachiz Ne,
Rango ke Tyohar ka pyar bheja hai.

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Rango Mein Ghuli Ladki Kya Laal Gulabhi Hai,
Jo Dekhta Hai Kehta Hai Kya Maal Gulabhi Hai,
Pichle Baras Jo Tune Bhigiya Tha Holi Mein,
Ab Tak Nishani Ka Wo Rumal Gulabhi Hai.
Happy Holi

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Buraa Naa Maano, Holi Hai