Builder’s Beta – Papa ji, mujhe behen chahiye.
Papa – Beta, usme to 9 Mahine lagenge
Beta – Itni der nahi chalegi, char aadmi aur kaam par laga do…

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Ek baar saas balcony mein kapde sukha rahi thi.
Sasur – Ye kali kali kapde kiske hain.
Saas – Ye bahu ki panty aur bra hain.
Sasur – accha accha, inko bahu ko pehne hue kabhi nahi dekha na, isliye puch raha tha…

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Wife – “Chalo Chupan-Chupai Khelte Hain, Agar Tumne Mujhe Dhoond Liya
To Tum Meri Le Lena Aur Agar Tumne Nahi Dhunda To Main Tumhari Loongi”
Husband – “Theek Hai, But Ek Baat Bataao Tum Meri Kaise Logi???”
Wife Muskurate Hue – “Hum Shopping Par Chalenge Na“

More Husband Wife Jokes
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Bahut besharam Ek ladka apni Shadi ki baat karne,
Ladki ke Ghar jata hai
Ladka Ladki ke baap se bolta hai
“Mai apki beti ka hath mangne aaya hu”
Baap – “kyun??
Ladka – “kyunki ab mera haath thak chuka hai…