Boy and Girl ke Hot Chutkule or Jokes / Saexi Hindi Jokes / SMS

Girl : Arey itna bada Munh (Mouth) main kaise aayega…
Boy : Jaldi se Munh kholo…
Girl : Oops.. Sare kapray geelay ho gaye…
Boy : Aur lo gee…

Girl : NA baba na yeh Gol Gapey tum he khaoo…

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Bansuri kisne Bajaii Majedar Ladki wala Joke | Saexi Girls Jokes

Police Ne Park Main 2 Ladke Aur 1 Ladki Ko Pakda,
Unko Pakad Ke Police Station Le Aaye Aur Inspector Ke Aage Pesh Kiya.
Inspector Ne pahale Ladke Se Pucha: “Kya Naam Hai Tera Aur Tu Udhar Kya Kar Raha Tha?
Ladka Darte Darte Bola: Sir, Mera Naam Raju Hai Aur Main Bansuri Baja Raha Tha
Inspector : “Ok, Tum Jao”
Fir Dusre Ko Bulaya Aur Usse Pucha: Tera Kya Naam Hai Aur Tu Udhar Kya Kar Raha Tha
Ladka darte Hue: Sir Ji, Mera Naam Nilesh Hai Aur Main Bhi Bansuri Baja Raha Tha
Ispector: ok, Chal Tu Bhi Ja
Ab Inspector Ne Ladki Ko Bulaya Aur Pucha: “Tum Bhi Bansuri Baja Rahi Thi Kya?
Ladki Sharmate Hue: “Nahi sir, Mera Hi Naam Bansuri Hai.

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A Boy ask to A Girl – Can you dance with me??

Girl – (with attitude) I don’t dance with a child.

Boy – Oh! Sorry Aunty! I didn’t know you are a pregnant!

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Girlfriend ko apni palko par bitha lo
De ke khushi uske sare gum chura lo
Pyar karo uski saheli ke samne itna ki
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Uski saheli bhi aa k kahe “JANU” mujhe bhi PATA
lo..

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Why Indian Girls r not in sports ?

Only 10% r playing hockey, chess etc..
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Bcoz 90% r busy in playing wid Boys… Jaanu ye, Jaanu wo, Jaanu, Jaanu,
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Jaan Le lo Jaanu Ki!!!

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Boy to Girl : Seax kartay hue zyada Maza ladki ko aata hai ya
ladkay ko?
Girl : agar tum apnay kaan (ear) main ungle (fingure) dalo
gay to kaan ko maza aata hai ya unglee ko…

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Lady Teacher : Soch aur waham main kya fark hai???.
student: Aap mast item hain, yeh hamari soch hai aur hum bacche hain, ye aapka waham hai…

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Santa : What do woman usually say after Seax?
Banta : I Luv You ?

Wrong!!

Banta : That was great?
Wrong Again!
Banta : I Luv it?
Aray Nahi Yaar….

Sahi Jawab Hai – Suno Meri BRA PANTY Kaha Rakhi Hai…

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Main to Sirf bathroom singer hu

Ladka Ladki se : Tum gana bohot acha gatey hoee ..
Ladki : Nahe yaar main to sirf bathroom singer hon,
Boy : achha… to kisi din bulao na dono mil k Mehfil jamatay hain ..

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Boy : please karne do na

Girl : Nahi bus karo ab

Boy : plz thora aur karne do plz

Girl : Kab se to kar rahe ho

Boy : bus thora aur tum sahi se khol kar raho

Girl : jaldi karo koi dekh le ga

Boy : kuch nhi hota bus thora aur

Girl : bus bahut ho gaya ab nhi karne doongi

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Boy : plz thora aur Nakal Karne do Warna Main Exam me Fail ho Jaoonga…

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Girl : I Love u Dear
Boy : Different style me propose karo na please…

Girl : Teri Lash ko Aag Lagane Ka Chance mere bete ko Dega Kya…

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Maa : Nalayak, kaha thi itni Raat tak?
Beti : Boyfriend ke saath.
Maa : Kar aayi na Muh kaala…

Beti : To kya hua maa, “Fair & Lovely” hai na?…

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Saxx Karte Time Ladki Ne Ladke Ke Upar Su Su Kar Diya
Ladka – Oh Ye Kya kar Diya
Ladki – Janu Tum Jis Jheel Ke Sapne Dekhte Ho Ye Usi Jheel Ka Paani Hai.