Badi Khusi hoti hai Jab Girl kahati hai,
‘Jaanu Bahut Bada hai’
Par Tension bhi hoti hai ki isne Chota kiska dekha hoga

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Ek Aurat ne Rote hue Apni sath wali Padosan ko Dukhda sunaya,
Aurat – Mujhe Bachha nahi ho raha hai,
Padosan – Tumhara Pati Na-Mard hoga
Aurat – Mera Pati kya mujhe to Tumhara Pati bhi Na-Mard Lagta hai…

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Aaj usne 1 Ajeeb baat puch li Yaro,
Boli meri Yaad aane par khada hota hai… Ya..
Khada hone par Meri yaad aati hai.

Ek Bar Train Main bahut bheed thi,
Aur Baathroom ke paas ek Bori rakhi hui thi,
Ek Aadmi us bori par jaise hi baithne laga to ek lady boli,
Us Bori par mat baitho, Ande foot jaayenge.
Aadmi bola, itni bheed main aise bori main
ande leke kyun chalti ho??
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Lady boli, Abe chutiye,
Bori main to keel hai,
Ande tere foot jaayenge.