Teacher : “Ladki Or Ladke Mein Kya Farak Hai?”
Pappu : Ladki 1 saal main EK hi bachhe ki Maa ban sakti hai But Ladka 1 saal main Hazaro bachoo ka Baap Ban sakta hai…

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Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ?
Student: Shaadi..!!!!!!

Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?…
Student: Dulha.!!!!!!!!!!!

Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?
Student: Dulhan…

Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?
Student: bahu laaunga

Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai?
Student: pota

Teacher: hey bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?
Student: hum do hamare do, jab tak teesra na ho……!!!!!!