Pappu – Agar Gadhe ko Sarab aur pani dono pine ko diya jae to Gadha kya piyega
Sarabi – Zahir hai Pani hi piyega
Pappu – kyu?
Sarabi – kyoki wo Gadha hai…

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Ek Sarabi Hotel main jata hai aur puchta hai
Garam kya hai ?
Vaiter – Chaumin
Sarabi – Aur Garam
Vaiter – Soop
Sarabi – Aur Garam
Vaiter -Garam Pani
Sarabi – Aur Garam
Vaiter – AAG ka Gola hai Sale…
Sarabi – Laker aao… bidi jalani hai

Ek bar Ek Sharabi ne bahut zyada Sharab pee li..
Jab wo Ghar aaya to usne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala kholne laga..
Haath kaapne ki wajha se chabi kabhi idhar to kabhi udhar hat jati,
Ek Admi Waha se ja raha tha to sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul raha hai.
Us Admi ne Sharabi se kaha, lao chabi do tala main khol deta hoon
Sharabi ne kaha, Tala to main hi kholunga bas tum Ghar ko pakad ke rakhna…