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Patni ne Pati Main Aisa Kya Dekha

htsmasti — Thu, 08 Mar 2018 16:27:38 +0000

Pati – Tumne mujh main aisa kya dekha tha ki tum Sadi ke liye ready ho gayi thi
Patni – Ji maine meri balkani se apko 1-2 bar kapde dhote aur Bartan majte dekha tha…

पति – तुमने मुझ में ऐसा क्या देखा था कि तुम शादी के लिए तैयार हो गयी थी
पत्नि – जी मैंने मेरी बालकनी से आपको 1-2 बार कपडे धोते और बर्तन माजते देखा था…

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Patni ne Sabji Banayi aur…

htsmasti — Tue, 01 Aug 2017 18:28:17 +0000

Patni ne sabji banayi aur uski photo facebook par upload kar di…
Pati ne Sabji ko chakha aur kaha – Ye sabji to bilkul achhi nahi bani hai…
Patni – Gusse se, 523 logo ne like kiya aur 400 logo ne to comment main YUMMY bhi likha hai…
bas tumhare hi nakhre hain…

Ye Complete Aur Finish Main Kya Fark Hota Hai

htsmasti — Thu, 16 Mar 2017 13:49:00 +0000

Patni English ki Book Padh Rahi Thi
Usne Apne Pati se Pucha – Aji Sunte ho, Ye ‘COMPLETE‘ aur ‘FINISH‘ main kya fark hota hai?
Pati – Agar Sadi Sahi Ladki se ho gayi to samjho ki Zindgi COMPLETE
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Aur agar Galat Ladki se ho gayi to samjho ki Zindgi FINISH…

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Pati Patni in Funny Mood

htsmasti — Tue, 17 Jan 2017 13:41:00 +0000

Pati Patni ke very Funny Mazak (Chutkule)

पति – “मेरी शर्ट उल्टी करके प्रेस करना…”

पत्नि – “ठीक है..!!!”

पति ने 10 मिनिट बाद पूछा “मेरी शर्ट प्रेस हो गई…”

पत्नि – “नहीं….”

पति – ” क्यों…!!!!!”

पत्नि – ” उल्टी नहीं आ रही है…”

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Agar aaj fir Sarab pikar ghar aaye to

htsmasti — Sun, 25 Dec 2016 14:27:00 +0000

Patni– Yaad Rakho, Agar aaj fir Sarab pikar ghar aaye to main Sucide kar lungi…
Pati – Yar! Tum daily yahi baat kahati ho but na to
tum apna promise pura karti ho aur na main Sarab Peena hi chodta hu…

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Pati ka Mast Jawab – Funny Chutkule

htsmasti — Wed, 26 Oct 2016 08:10:00 +0000

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Bechara Pati

htsmasti — Mon, 05 Sep 2016 07:29:00 +0000

पत्नी ने सुबह सुबह पति से कहा
कि
आधा सर दुख रहा है…..
पति ने गलती से बोल दिया
कि
जितना है, उतना ही तो दुखेगा…
तब से पति का पूरा शरीर दुःख रहा हे….

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Kal mere Sapne main ek Ladki aayi thi

htsmasti — Thu, 18 Aug 2016 06:41:00 +0000

Pati – Kal mere Sapne main ek Ladki aayi thi… Wah Kya ladki thi,
Patni – Akeli Aayi hogi?
Pati – Tumko kase pata?
Patni – Uska Pati mere sapne main jo aaya tha

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Latest Chutkula on Pati Patni

htsmasti — Wed, 08 Jun 2016 05:16:00 +0000

Police – Park main aise chipak ke kyun baithe ho?
Pappu – Hum dono shaadi shuda hain.
Police – Toh ghar main jake baitho.
Pappu – Iska Pati nahi manega….!

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Pati Aur Patni Ke Majedar Chutkule

htsmasti — Sun, 28 Feb 2016 06:06:00 +0000

Pati Aur Patni ke Majedar Hindi Chutkule Jokes

Pati ka GOA Tour – Hindi Chutkule

Patni – Tum Goa ja rahe ho to mujhe sath kyu nahi le jate,
Pati – Are Pagli, koi Hotel jata hai to TiFFin sath le jata hai kya?

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Mammi aur Uncle ka Pyaar

Bachha – Mammi Papa ne Naukrani ke sath…
Maa – bas beta tumhare papa aae to unke samne mujhe batana, main aaj dekh lungi Unko…
Saam ko jab Bacche ke Papa aae to
Maa – Han beta Aap morning main kya bol rahe the,
Bachha – wo na papa naukrani ke sath wahi kar rahe the jo Upar wale Uncle App ke sath karte hain.
Maa Behosh

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चुड़ैल भी औरत ही होती है: Husband Wife Hindi Chutkule

Ek Chudaal ne Sadi Suda jode se kaha, Main tum dono ki 1-1 wish puri kar sakti hu
Biwi – Mian apne pati ke sath puri duniya ki visit karna chahti hu
Chudel ne Charkhi ghumai aur 2 tickets aa gai,
fir pati se pucha ki tum kya chahte ho
Pati – Mujhe apne se 30 year choti patni chahiye
Chudeel ne charkhi ghumai aur pati ko 90 years ka bana diya
Morel : Aadmi ko yaad rakhna chahiye kiChudeel bhi Aurat hoti hai

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संता ऑफिस से वापस आया, संता- कहाँ हो जानू?
बीवी मूवी देख रही थी,
संता की बीवी- बाहुबली बड़ी अच्छी है देख लो, संता मोबाइल लेकर गैलरी से बाहर जाने लगा,
बीवी- कमीने मैंने बोला बाहुबली, बाजूवाली नहीं

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Patni Ne Apne Pati Se Pucha – Agar Ye Duniya 20 Minutes Mein Khatam Hone Wali Ho To Tum Sabse Pehle Kya Karnaa Chahogee?
Pati – Yar Simple Si Baat Hai, Main Sex Karna Chahungaa
Patni – To Fir Baki Ke 19 Minutes Kya Karoge?

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Pati Patni Chutkule Archives - Wishes, Chutkule | Jokes, Latest Funny Hindi Chutkule, Shayari - HTSMasti

Patni ne Pati Main Aisa Kya Dekha

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Agar aaj fir Sarab pikar ghar aaye to

Pati ka Mast Jawab – Funny Chutkule

Bechara Pati

Kal mere Sapne main ek Ladki aayi thi

Latest Chutkula on Pati Patni

Pati Aur Patni Ke Majedar Chutkule

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Pati ka GOA Tour – Hindi Chutkule

Mammi aur Uncle ka Pyaar

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