Pathan jokes or Chutkule

Pathan – wo jo Table par Aadmi baitha hai uss se hamara Dusmani hai…
Pappu – Table par to 4 Aadmi hain
Pathan – wo jiski Moochh hai,
Pappu – Moochh to sabhi ki hain…
Pathan – wo jiske white kapde hain
Pappu – wo to sabhi ke hi white hain…
Pathan ne gusse se pistol nikala aur 3 ko goli maar di aur jo bach gaya uski taraf isaara kar ke bola, iss se hamara Dusmani hai… isko hum nahi chodega.

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Pathan V/S Sardar Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Sardar – Ye le Mithai kha..

Pathan – Aaj tu Mithai kyu khila raha hai..

Sardar – Mera schooter Kho gya hai isliye..

Pathan – To isme khusi wali kya bat hai—–

Sardar – Khushi ki to bat hai yar…

Soch agar main Scooter main hota to main bhi kho jata na…

thanks god main bach gaya…

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Pathan Sardar Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Ek Pathan bina chhilka uthare kela (banana) kha raha tha..

Sardar bola – Are Chilka to utar leta

Pathan – Chilka utarne ki kya jarurat hai..

Mujhe viswash hai andar kela hi hoga