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Papa Kya Aapko Jadu Aata Hai

htsmasti — Fri, 04 May 2018 17:55:32 +0000

Santa Ka Beta Pappu Ek Din Us Se Puchhta Hai

Pappu – Papa Kya Aapko Jadu Aata Hai?
Santa – Nahi Beta, Tujhe Kisne Kaha?
Pappu – Agar Nahi Aata To Aap Raat Ko Mummi Se Kyon Keh Rahe The Ki Chal Ab Ghodi Ban Ja…

सांता का बेटा पप्पू एक दिन उस से पूछता है
पप्पू – पापा क्या आपको जादू आता है?
सांता – नहीं बेटा, तुझे किसने बोला?
पप्पू – अगर नहीं आता तो आप रात को मम्मी से क्यों कह रहे थे की चल अब घोड़ी बन जा…

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Pappu in Plane

htsmasti — Sun, 25 Oct 2015 07:55:00 +0000

Ek bar Pappu first time Plane main Baitha
Jase hi Plane ka agla Tyre uthne laga
To Pappu ne Pilot se kaha..
Sala main pahale se hi dara hua hu aur tu stunt maar raha hai.

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Bechara Pappu

htsmasti — Sat, 07 Sep 2013 10:21:00 +0000

Bhagwan Pappu se – Beta kya chahiye…
Pappu – 1 Job, 1 badi si car aur usme Dher sari Ladkiya,
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Bhagwan – Tathastu,
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Aaj Pappu Girls school ki Bus ka Driver hai..

Soch samajh ke mango, Aaj kal Bhagwan bhi smart hai.

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Pappu Aam Ke Ped Par

htsmasti — Sun, 12 May 2013 16:53:00 +0000

Ek bar PAPPU Aam ke ped par patthar mar ke Aam todne ki kosis kar raha tha..
Lekin har bar Nishana chook raha tha….
Jab bhi Nishana chukta….toh wo zor se chillata…”Iski behn ki…Saala Nishana chuuk gaya…”
Wahan se ek Saadhu baba ja raha tha…usne gaaliya suni to wo gussa ho gaya….
Saadhu : Dekho bachha, aise nahi bolte…
PAPPU ne fir patthar mara aur fir chillaya…”Iski behn ki…Saala firse Nishana chuuk gaya…”
Saadhu : Dekho bachha, aise nahi bolte…
PAPPU ne fir patthar mara aur fir chillaya…”Iski behn ki…Saala firse Nishana chuuk gaya….”
Ab Saadhu ko gussa aaya….
Saadhu : Ja mein tujhe Shraap deta hoon, Ab agar firse tune galat bola…to aasman se TEER(arrow) aayega aur tere pichwade mein gush jayega…

PAPPU ne fir patthar mara aur fir chillaya…”Iski behn ki…..Saala firse Nishana chuuk gaya…”

Ab Bijli kadkti hai… aur aasman se ek TEER aaker Saadhu ke pichwade mein gush jaata hai…

Aasman se uparwaale ki awwaz aati hai….”Iski behn ki…Saala Nishana chuuk gaya…”

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Ladki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery

htsmasti — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 19:11:00 +0000

Ek Ladki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikli

Company Ne Socha Achanak Btaya Tu Ladki Khushi Se Mar Sakti Hai

Usne Pappu Ko Ye Kaam Diya Ki Aaise Batao K Wo Khushhi Se Mar

… … Na Jaye

Pappu Ne Jake Us Ladki ko Bola:

“Farz Karo Aap Ka 5 Crore Ka Inaam Nikly To Aap Kya Krogi?”

Ek Ladki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikli

Company Ne Socha Achanak Btaya Tu Ladki Khushi Se Mar Sakti Hai

Usne Pappu Ko Ye Kaam Diya Ki Aaise Batao Ki Wo Khushhi Se Mar
… … Na Jaye

Pappu Ne Jake Us Ladki ko Bola:

“Farz Karo Aap Ka 5 Crore Ka Inaam Nikly To Aap Kya Krogi?”

Ladki – Aap Ke Samne Dance Krongi,
Aap Se Pyaar Krungi,
Aap se Shaadi Kar loongi
Yehi Nahin
Aadha Inaam Bhi De dungi…
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Sala Pappu Hi Khushi Se Mar Gaya !!!

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