Baap : Sarab, Cigrate ye sab tumhare Dushman hain…
Beta : Jo Aadmi apne Dushman se dar ke bhag jae wo Mard nahi hota….

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Aurat aur Hakeem – Mardana Takat ke liye

Ek aurat subah hote hi Hakeem ke paas jati hai aur Bolti hai : Kya mere pati ko takat badhane ki dawai aapne hi di thi?
Hakeem : haan! kaisa raha raat?
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Aurat: to kamine, biwi bhi apni hi bhej deta.

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Riskshe Pe baithi ek Ladki boli – Riksha dheere chalao, mera dhoodh ucchal raha hai.
Rikshewala : Kya hua, BRA nahi pehni ho kya?
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Ladki: Kamine, dibbe ka dhoodh ucchal raha hai.